Sarah
Nowicki

Sarah Nowicki aka Betchy Crocker writes about food, fashion, and whatever else she's in the mood to complain about for Betches and like, some other people. She resides in Asheville, NC, where she spends her time judging hipsters and holding on to her Jersey heritage and superiority. Yell at her on Instagram @sarahnowicholson

Stuff I Wrote

Get Rid Of Your Sh*t: Weekend Horoscopes May 7-9

By Sarah Nowicki

Hug your mom, vow to eat more salad in time for summer, and embrace the weekend, everybody.

Maybe We Can Have Nice Things? Weekend Horoscopes April 30-May 2

By Sarah Nowicki

Well friends, because time is a social construct, we've somehow already made it to May again.

Sometimes Self-Care Is Ghosting Everyone: Weekend Horoscopes April 23-25

By Sarah Nowicki

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Maybe Try Therapy: Weekend Horoscopes April 16-18

By Sarah Nowicki

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Don't Catch Flights *Or* Feelings: Weekend Horoscopes April 9-11

By Sarah Nowicki

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Time To Defrost Your Social Skills: Weekend Horoscopes April 2-4

By Sarah Nowicki

Adios, March!

Keep Your Sh*t In Check: Weekend Horoscopes March 26-28

By Sarah Nowicki

Welcome to the season of Aries, a zodiac sign that, like my 16-month old, seems to revel in presenting sass and attitude to deal with everyday problems.

Spring Has Sprung, But Do We Care? Weekend Horoscopes March 19-21

By Sarah Nowicki

Hope everyone had a great quarantine-iversary last weekend.

Happy Pandemiversary, Or Whatever: Weekend Horoscopes March 12-14

By Sarah Nowicki

Spring forward, fall back, and lose an hour of sleep, all because farmers insist we’re miserable twice per year so they can plant, I assume.

No Places To Go, No People To See: Weekend Horoscopes March 5-7

By Sarah Nowicki

Well, here we are in March again.

Your Own Worst Enemy: Weekend Horoscopes Feb. 26-28

By Sarah Nowicki

Bye, February.

It's Like You Have ESPN Or Something: Weekend Horoscopes Feb. 19-21

By Sarah Nowicki

So far, 2021 has been a mixed bag.

Valentine's Vibe Check: Weekend Horoscopes Feb. 12-14

By Sarah Nowicki

Happy Valentine's, Palentine's, Galentine's or Single Awareness Weekend, fam.

A Lot Of Feelings: Weekend Horoscopes February 5-7

By Sarah Nowicki

Welcome to February, where snow, ice, and cold reign supreme, and my sweatpants have an actual job to do in keeping me warm and not just serving as my only comfy article of clothing during covid times.

Who Needs A Nap: Weekend Horoscopes January 29-31

By Sarah Nowicki

Yay for the last week in January.

A Case Of Cabin Fever: Weekend Horoscopes Jan. 22-24

By Sarah Nowicki

We're a few weeks into 2021 and we've seen some improvements already.

Can We Catch A F*cking Break: Weekend Horoscopes Jan. 15-17

By Sarah Nowicki

Everyone still cool?

What A Year, Huh? Weekend Horoscopes January 8-10

By Sarah Nowicki

Welp, we're a little over a week into the new year, and, uh, not much has changed.

Starting Strong (Sort Of): Weekend Horoscopes January 1-3

By Sarah Nowicki

Adieu, adios, goodbye, and gtfo, 2020.

Happy F*cking Holidays: Weekend Horoscopes Dec. 25-27

By Sarah Nowicki

Merry f*cking Christmas, fam.

The Most Stressful Time: Weekend Horoscopes December 18-20

By Sarah Nowicki

We're literally less than two weeks away from the end of this year.

Get Ready For Hibernation: Weekend Horoscopes Dec. 11-13

By Sarah Nowicki

We're in the final countdown for this absolute dumpster fire of a year.

Hello Anxiety, My Old Friend: Weekend Horoscopes December 4-6

By Sarah Nowicki

Everyone comfortably sitting in their sweats?

5 Foods You Shouldn't Give To Your Baby Under 1 Year

By Sarah Nowicki

Whether you have a kid, are thinking about having a kid, or have been forced to watch a kid, it's kind of important that you know what babies can and can't eat before they hit the one-year mark.

It's Zoom Thanksgiving Time: Weekend Horoscopes Nov 20-22

By Sarah Nowicki

Is everyone ready for Zoom Thanksgiving?

What A Week, Huh? Weekend Horoscopes Nov. 13-15

By Sarah Nowicki

HOLY SH*T, WHAT A WEEK.

Turn Off The News & Take A Walk: Weekend Horoscopes November 6-8

By Sarah Nowicki

Are we all just collectively screaming into the void at the point?

Get Spooky: Weekend Horoscopes Oct. 30-Nov. 1

By Sarah Nowicki

What's everyone doing for Halloween?

Go Outside (And Drink): Weekend Horoscopes October 23-25

By Sarah Nowicki

It's officially Scorpio and spooky season, so bring on the emotional rollercoasters.

WTF Is Baby-Led Weaning?

By Sarah Nowicki

If you're a new mom, a new mom wannabe, the friend of a new mom, or just f*cking curious, you may have heard the term "baby-led weaning" being thrown around during the last few years in regards to feeding kids.

Quarantine Season 2: Weekend Horoscopes October 16-18

By Sarah Nowicki

Finally, real fall weather has descended upon us.

You Need To Get Off The Couch: Weekend Horoscopes October 9-11

By Sarah Nowicki

We're currently at the height of spooky season, for more reasons than one.

It's The End Times: Weekend Horoscopes October 2-4

By Sarah Nowicki

Holy sh*t, it's October.

8 Things You Should Never Say To A New Parent

By Sarah Nowicki

Being a new parent is hard, plain and simple.

Tying Up Loose Ends: Weekend Horoscopes September 25-27

By Sarah Nowicki

Time flies when you're quarantining as the result of a pandemic amirite?!

Bad Moods For All: Weekend Horoscopes September 18-20

By Sarah Nowicki

Is it 2021 yet?

7 Of Our Favorite Prenatal Vitamins

By Sarah Nowicki

Whether you're trying to get pregnant, are pregnant or postpartum, prenatal vitamins are chock-full of all the amazing sh*t your body needs to take care of a tiny baby.