Sarah
Nowicki

Sarah Nowicki aka Betchy Crocker writes about food, fashion, and whatever else she's in the mood to complain about for Betches and like, some other people. She resides in Asheville, NC, where she spends her time judging hipsters and holding on to her Jersey heritage and superiority. Yell at her on Instagram @sarahnowicholson

Stuff I Wrote

7 Foods To Eat For Glowing Skin

By Sarah Nowicki

The pursuit of fucking amazing skin is (I assume) at the top of every betch’s list (that, and being skinny without trying).

Which Is Healthier, Sushi Or Poke? We Investigate

By Sarah Nowicki

When it comes to raw fish, we’re kind of at a loss for how it COULDN’T be fucking good for us, in any form.

The Best 'Bachelor Winter Games' Recap You’ll Ever Read: Week 2 Night 2

By Sarah Nowicki

I’ve never been more thankful for anything in my life.

The Best ‘Bachelor Winter Games’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Week 2 Night 1

By Sarah Nowicki

Ohhhhhhh boy, and here we are for another installment of The Bachelor Winter Games—also known as the show that has confirmed the Bachelor franchise’s stronghold on my life, my marriage, and my TV.

How To Do Face Yoga, Meghan Markle's Go-To Anti-Aging Treatment

By Sarah Nowicki

Ok, so, after some procrastination at work internet digging, we’ve discovered that you can make your face look more toned by moving your head around and being bougie while you do it (I paraphrase).

We Saw And Reviewed 'Fifty Shades Freed' So You Don't Have To

By Sarah Nowicki

When I received an email on Friday asking if I’d be willing to see and review Fifty Shades Freed in the interest of entertaining Betches’ readers, I reluctantly said “k.” On Sunday, February 11, I dragged my husband to see this absolute abortion of a movie with me.

7 Reasons Destination Weddings Are Selfish & Your Guests Will Secretly Hate You

By Sarah Nowicki

The idea that destination weddings are not the most convenient for your guests isn't new, but people keep having them, so I guess it's time I say my piece.

The 7 Wrinkle Creams You Should Start Using In Your 20s & 30s

By Sarah Nowicki

Unfortunately, we're all getting, like, older and grosser.

The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Week 6

By Sarah Nowicki

In this week’s exciting episode, the girls are jetted off to Paris for a week of urine-soaked streets, possible pick-pockets, and line dancing at the world’s most famous strip club.

What Is Dermaplaning? 5 Things To Know About Shaving Your Face

By Sarah Nowicki

Another day, another way to improve myself.

10 Disappointing Things No One Tells You About Your Wedding Day

By Sarah Nowicki

It’s the most MAGICAL DAY EVER, or so everyone wants you to believe.

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