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The best, and possibly only good thing, about the shortest day of the year starting this weekend is that now we're on the uphill climb, slowly getting more and more daylight each day.

Friday, December 21 is the official start of winter, but it's also the beginning of Capricorn season.

It's practically a perfect weekend to get your Ho Ho Ho on.

The end is near!

The end of Mercury in retrograde is so close, yet still so far away.

Now that Thanksgiving is out of the way and you've fully accepted that yoga pants are all that will fit you between now and Christmas, we can really get out and enjoy ourselves.

Time to give thanks for the Sagittariuses in your life.

The good news is that this is the last time Mercury will retrograde this year.

Mars is shifting signs this week.

Jupiter moves into Sagittarius this weekend.

Is it just me or is the stretch between Halloween and Thanksgiving just the worst?

Are you nursing a Halloween hangover or gearing up for round two?

This weekend the Moon moves into Pisces, meaning you're getting in touch with your emotions.

There's a lot going on with the planets this week that make getting sh*t done a top priority.

This weekend, the Sun collides with Pluto—like, not literally, but they cross paths in such a way that your emotional state can feel a bit off.

We all know our Scorpio friend is the shadiest in the friend group.

The Moon transitions from Leo to Virgo to start the weekend, meaning you'll be naturally helpful to others.

If you thought you were busy last week, you don’t even want to know what’s in store for you now.

Okay.

Haps Birthday, Libra betch!

It's time to say goodbye, Virgos.

This weekend, the Moon moves from Scorpio into Sagittarius.

Mars is moving into Aquarius, pushing us out of our comfort zones this week.

This weekend the Moon is in Leo, bringing out a side of you that's loyal, proud, and playful.

With your Labor Day sized hangover today, it may seem like there's not a lot to be optimistic about.

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened, Ew.

It's the week before Labor Day, so everyone is pretty much checked out this week.

The Sun is now in Virgo, so don't be surprised if you have a sudden hankering to get your sh*t together, We've said goodbye to the carefree, playful days of Leo SZN (even though it was kind of a bust with Mercury in retrograde and all).

The Sun moves from Leo to Virgo this week.

Mercury will stop retrograding over the weekend so you can get back to living your best life.

Let's recap. Mercury is retrograde, Mars is retrograde, Saturn is retrograde, and Uranus is retrograde.

The New Moon happens in Leo on Saturday.

The bad news is that Mercury is still in retrograde.

Let's pour one out for the homies we've lost to Mercury in retrograde.

Mercury is still in retrograde in Leo until August 18.

It's the first weekend of this cycle of Mercury in retrograde, so be prepared for major SNAFUs even for the best laid plans.

This season of The Bachelorette is almost over, with only the Men Tell All and the finale ahead of us.

Mercury returns to retrograde on July 25.

Mercury is back in retrograde starting in the middle of next week, starting on the 25th and staying there until August 18.

After a *Chris Harrison voice* dramatic fourth season of Bachelor in Paradise, it's pretty hard to get hot and bothered for Bachelor in Paradise season 5.

The planets align to make it a pretty mild week.

The weekend may start with a Friday the 13th, but a New Moon and solar eclipse save your ass from total destruction.

Give yourself a pat on the back, betch.

There's like, a lot going on with the planets right now.

Thursday's full Moon in Capricorn will have lasting effects into the weekend.

Mars enters Retrograde this week and it's like, almost as bad as Mercury in Retrograde for some.

If you didn't make a combination post about #NationalSelfieDay and the first day of summer because you're not a thirst trap for likes, it's still okay to let your followers know it's officially summer and you're officially ready to throw down.

The Sun moves into Cancer this week, so, like, Happy birthday to all the Cancer betches out there.

The Moon in Cancer means this is the weekend to resurrect the version of yourself that enjoys a good drunk cry.

Planets are on the move.