Virgo Moon, Libra Attitude: Weekend Horoscopes For October 5-7

The Moon transitions from Leo to Virgo to start the weekend, meaning you’ll be naturally helpful to others. Since Virgo is a sign of service, you’ll definitely be more willing to hold your drunk friend’s hair while she voms in the bathroom of a football stadium or listen to her cry over her f*ckboy boyfriend who won’t stop liking Instagram models’ pics. Meanwhile, you’ll want to get back to the party ASAP since the Sun in Libra continues to make you fun and sociable. So tuck that drunkie into bed, set a glass of water on the side table, and get back in the mix. Here are your weekend horoscopes for October 5-7:


Starting this weekend, Venus goes into retrograde in the realm that governs intimacy. If things have been hot and heavy with you and a significant other, don’t be surprised when you start to feel things cool down. It could just be because you’ve never seen each other in your favorite pairs of nasty sweatpants before, but you’ll both be keen to pump the breaks on what was otherwise a sex-filled start to a relationship. It’s cool, you didn’t want to shave your legs this weekend anyway.


With Venus headed into retrograde, you probably want to lay low this weekend as you contemplate your life and your choices when it comes to relationships. Whether you’re single or in a relationship, you need to consider how much more time and emotion you’re willing to invest. Like, do you really want to wake up looking at Todd’s shoulder hair for the rest of your life, or are you just afraid you won’t be able to find anyone else?


Venus retrogrades in your house of work meaning it’s time for you to get back on track. Summer is over, it’s canceled. And let’s be honest, you gave up on your bikini body a long time ago. This might be a great weekend to start to refocus on your health. Plan out your diet and fitness regimen and commit to only drinking vodka sodas because 70 calories is basically nothing. Binge eat all your junk food over the weekend so you can start fresh when your diet starts Monday. 


This weekend your horoscope calls for a blast from the past. Think carefully when your ex or an old friend hits you up. Of course, people can change. If it’s been a significant number of years, maybe this person has done some actual work to fix their sh*tty personality. Don’t entirely rule out the possibility of reigniting an old flame. If it’s just the guy you stopped hooking up with last month hitting you with a “U Up?”, you should probably leave it on read.


The Moon moves from your sign to Virgo over the weekend. While you might start your weekend ready to stay out until the bars close, your mind might change quickly to getting taco bell at 11 and calling it a night. Hey, there’s no shame in the game of changing your mind before even making it through the doors of the club. In fact, if no one sees you in the outfit you picked out, you can just wear it the next time you try to not be totally boring.


As the Moon transitions into your sign this weekend, your goal is to cut through the bullsh*t and get to the good stuff. You’re practical and focused. Because Virgo loves order so much, you’re not going to let any random drama sidetrack you from accomplishing what you set out for, whether that’s blacking out at a tailgate or finishing a project.


Venus goes into retrograde in your house of money and possessions this weekend. That means it’s time to pump the breaks on your spending. You’ve been living like you’re the proud owner of a Black AmEx when, in reality, you’ve got a debit card attached to a checking account you rarely check because you’re afraid of what you won’t will find in there. Let’s rein it in a little bit, shall we?


Venus is in retrograde in your sign. While you pride yourself on your smooth and sultry vibe, this is the time to evaluate if your personality is effective or if your “too cool for school” attitude is turning people off. Sure, you don’t want to look like a total nerd who is trying too hard, but failing classes, showing up late to work, embarrassing yourself while drunk, and/or spending money you don’t have might be the wrong way to go about life. Don’t you think?


This weekend will have you telling yourself (and possibly your boyfriend) “We need a break”. With Venus in retrograde in Scorpio, it’s time to take a step back and evaluate your feelings and where you stand. Maybe you’re happy being single and just felt guilted into joining a dating app because all your friends are horrible influences on you. Maybe things in your relationship just seem a bit off. Whatever your situation, you don’t have to call it quits, just timeout.


With Venus in retrograde, it’s time to evaluate all your relationships. Some friendships you outgrow. Others, well, others just started because you were both new in a new city at the same time and really have nothing in common other than that. Instead of carrying on the charade until one of your gets a boyfriend and jumps ship, start working on building, or rebuilding, friendships with people you actually like and have things in common with.


You continue to be charming af this weekend. That’s great because the Sun in Libra promotes good times and relaxing activities. With attractor Venus entering a period of retrograde, it’s time to evaluate how you use that charm to advance yourself toward your goals even more effectively. Be strategic in working your connections. Is there someone you could invite along for the ride that will be of service to you later? Like, don’t use people, but I mean, be smart about who you befriend.


This weekend, feelings of stagnation bubble up. You’re looking for a new passion. You could try looking for a new person to be passionate about, but it’s probably better for your soul if you look for a new hobby or cause. Take time this weekend to think about topics that pique your interest. That way, you have something to read about while you’re waiting for your new Hinge matches to message you. Hey, a girl can multitask!

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