Alise
Morales

Do you feel that?

Do you feel that, readers?

Welcome to Cancer season!

As the country continues its long-overdue racial awakening, a new (but not actually new) holiday has started to make its way into the white cultural consciousness: Juneteenth.

Welp.

If you’re like me, your feed has been flooded with opportunities to get involved in the cause of social justice lately. (If not...get a new feed.) People across the country have marched, defied curfews, written letters, donated, marched some more, and even offered to send nudes, all for the cause of human rights.

This week Mercury moves into Cancer until August 4th, which will bring a dreamy, introspective vibe to whatever the f*ck summer 2020 is going to be.

Gemini season in quarantine?

Welcome to Mars in Pisces!

This week is all about karma and destiny as the Moon’s North node shifts into Gemini, and its South Node slips into Sagittarius, ruler of all things karmic.

This week, Mercury follows the Sun and moves into Taurus, bringing a grounded, chill vibe to us all.

Need help staying sane in quarantine?

Time to sink into the warm bubble bath that is Taurus season!

This week, we’ll all be faced with a question: what if you just let yourself relax?

No other way to put this, fam: this week’s astrology is rough.

In these times of trouble, it is important for us to look to our role models for guidance as we figure out how to live under the new normal.

Mars moves into Aquarius this week as we all move into the “I’m gonna get into embroidery” phase of our quarantine.

We've already explored the many, many questions Netflix's Tiger King leaves its audience to answer, like "are you really allowed to just own a tiger?" and "what is Howard's deal?" But the most pressing question Tiger King asks is if who, if anyone, are the good people here?

This week Mars and Pluto meet in Capricorn, meaning things could get even more intense than they already have been.

Aries season begins on Thursday, and its fiery ambitious energy could be exactly what we all need to stay sane through the CDC’s recommended eight weeks of social distancing.

Mercury is out of retrograde, so it's time to switch to blaming our problems on another invisible force: COVID-19.

The stars have some good news and some bad news for us this week, astrologers!

The good news: the sun is headed into Mercury this week, which guides all of our communications.

Welcome to Pisces season!

Ah Valentine’s Day.

This Monday, Venus meets with the comet Chiron for their yearly hang sesh, meaning no stone will be left unturned this week.

Chatty Mercury is headed into a two-month stint in Pisces this week, meaning everyone will be feeling a little bit touchy-feely, even if you’re usually dead inside.

Has the millennial #selfcare trend gone too far?

It might be the dead of winter, but Neptune and Venus in Pisces are putting us all in the mood for a little bit of summer love.

Welcome to Aquarius season, aka the mini age of Aquarius.

Venus is in Pisces this week, bringing some much-needed good vibes to what has already been an insane new year.

Happy first full moon of the year!

If 2019 was the year of everybody and their mother getting back into astrology, 2020 will be the year of blaming astrology for even more of our problems.

This week, there’s only one question on everyone’s mind: what should I do for New Year’s Eve?

The holidays are finally here, and the world has been hit with a Christmas/Hannukah double whammy.

After a long wait, this week ABC finally released the full bios of this season's Bachelor contestants, and we have a lot to talk about.

This week, unfortunately, is all about waiting.

Holiday party season is officially in full swing, and there’s only one question every sign must answer: how tf are you going to survive?

Jupiter is on the move this week, as it makes its way into Capricorn for the first time since 2009, giving us all the energy we need to make it through the No Man’s Land between Thanksgiving and Christmas (or the gift-based holiday of your choice).

Not only is it Thanksgiving week, but we’ve officially entered into Sagittarius season.

Pour your zero-carb appetite suppressant out for the Victoria's Secret Fashion show, which was officially canceled yesterday in a statement by their parent company, L Brands.

Amazing news, everyone.

Feeling overwhelmed even though the week has barely begun?

Yes, Mercury is still in retrograde and yes, that is a valid excuse for calling out of work, but fear not!

Get ready for some bullsh*t, readers, because this week the stars are literally out to get us.

Goodbye Libra, and hello Scorpio!

There’s a full moon in Aries this week, and you know what that means!

It's a big week in astrology-land, so listen up, or you could make some major mistakes.

Remember back in June when Kylie Jenner hosted a Handmaid's Tale themed birthday party for her good friend Stassie Karanikolaou and everyone was like, "wow what a bizarre and off-base interpretation of a show about female oppression?" Well, one Canadian couple saw that backlash and said, "hold our champagne." A photo of newlyweds Kendra and Torsten's (of course their names are Kendra and Torsten) Handmaid's Tale-themed wedding is going viral, and not really for anything good.

This week, sneaky, shady Pluto is forming a square with Venus and putting our lives all out of whack.