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Alise
Morales

Alise Morales is a comedy writer and performer. She is the writer of the Betches Sup Newsletter and co-host of the Betches Sup Podcast.

Stuff I Wrote

The Ideal First Date For Your Zodiac Sign (That Isn’t Corny Or Lame)
Every Zodiac Sign’s Worst Nightmare…In Bed
How Your Zodiac Sign Will Handle The Coming Apocalypse
The Return Of Your Social Life: Weekly Horoscopes May 3-7
Buying Things Is Self-Care: Weekly Horoscopes April 19-23
GTFO Of Your Pandemic Funk: Weekly Horoscopes April 12-16
Don’t Even Try To Get Work Done This Week: Weekly Horoscopes April 5-9
Dreamy Springtime Vibes (And Allergies): Horoscopes March 29-April 1
Fired Up For Aries Season: Weekly Horoscopes March 22-26
Beware Of Brain Fog: Weekly Horoscopes March 8-12
March? Again?: Weekly Horoscopes March 1-5
Will Pisces Season Heal Me?: Weekly Horoscopes February 22-26
How Are Your Conflict Resolution Skills?: Weekly Horoscopes February 15-19
Mercury Is Doing You-Know-What: Weekly Horoscopes Feb. 8-12
Get Your Flirt On: Weekly Horoscopes February 1-5
5 Ways We Can All Be More Like Anna Shay This Year
Time To Shake Sh*t Up: Weekly Horoscopes January 25-29
We Have To Talk About The Emotional Abuse On 'Bling Empire'
You Do You This Aquarius Season: Weekly Horoscopes Jan. 18-22
New Year, New Moon, New You: Weekly Horoscopes January 11-15
Your 2021 Love Horoscope
The Year Of Chill Vibes: Weekly Horoscopes January 4-8
New Year, Full Moon, Bring Booze: Weekly Horoscopes Dec 28-Jan 1
New Solstice, Who Dis? Weekly Horoscopes Dec. 21-25
2020 Gets Eclipsed: Weekly Horoscopes December 14-18
Finish The Year Out Strong: Weekly Horoscopes December 7-11
Let’s Get Eclipsed: Weekly Horoscopes November 30-December 4
Get Hype For Sagittarius Season: Weekly Horoscopes November 23-27
Bring On The Cuffing Season: Weekly Horoscopes November 16-20
Time To Get Comfy: Weekly Horoscopes November 9-13
Goodbye & Good Riddance: 2020 End Of Year Horoscopes
Time To F*cking Vote: Weekly Horoscopes Nov. 1-6
Oh Sh*t, It’s Scorpio Season: Weekly Horoscopes October 26-30
Time To Slow Your Roll: Weekly Horoscopes October 19-23
Mercury Is Doing That Thing Again: Weekly Horoscopes October 12-16
Welcome To Spooky Season: Weekly Horoscopes October 5-9
Let’s Spice Things Up: Weekly Horoscopes September 28-October 1
Lighten Up, It’s Libra Season: Weekly Horoscopes September 21-25
Check Yourself: Weekly Horoscopes September 14-18
Mars Is A Life-Ruiner. It Ruins Lives: Weekly Horoscopes September 7-11
In Your Full Moon Feelings: Weekly Horoscopes August 31-September 4
Bust Out the To-Do List, It’s Virgo Season: Weekly Horoscopes August 24-28
Not Here To Make Friends: Weekly Horoscopes August 10-14
10 U.S. Honeymoon Destinations That Are As Good As An International Trip
Let Your Freak Flag Fly: Weekly Horoscopes August 3-7
Finally Some Optimistic Vibes: Weekly Horoscopes July 27-31
Time To Go Deep: Weekly Horoscopes July 20-24
Your Summer 2020 Horoscopes: Can You Get A Tan Over Zoom?
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