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It's tough to keep up with new music, no matter how much time you spend on your Spotify Discover page.

On last night's episode of The Bachelorette, frontrunner-turned-bigot Garrett Yrigoyen dropped a major bombshell by revealing that he's divorced.

It's summer in New York City, which means the trains are messed up, everyone is sweaty, and celebrities are ready to go buck wild with their PDA.

Guys, do we have another Britney and K-Fed situation on our hands?

It's Kanye West's birthday!

Whoever said millennial pink is the new hot pink was seriously disturbed, because Elle Woods is back in town.

Not all celebrities are created equal.

Well, that took longer than I expected.

We're almost halfway through 2018, and it's really been a whirlwind year for Kardashian news thus far.

I hope you had a great Memorial Day Weekend, because Rudy Giuliani definitely did not.

Remember 2014-2015, when everyone was, like, obsessed with Cara Delevingne?

2018 is a weird time in the world of fashion.

In a good year, I might take three vacations, and at least one of them is to visit my parents.

It's been a few weeks since the news of Tristan Thompson cheating on Khloé Kardashian broke, and I've thought about it a lot.

Back in college, I used to get wasted on Wednesday nights, but now my typical hump day evening consists of watching The Real Housewives of New York City before being in bed promptly by 11.

My hair is both my best friend and my worst enemy depending on the day, but if anyone else wants to touch it they better pass a fucking background check first.

Today, the ABC gods have given us a major gift, in the form of the first promo for Becca's Bachelorette season. Ever since Becca Kufrin got tragically dumped by Arie Luyendyk Jr.

Yeah, so this is probably shocking, but Ronnie from Jersey Shore might not be such a great guy.

After a few days of intense deliberation (with myself), I have something important to say.

Kanye West has lost his fucking mind in the last few days.

It's been less than two months since The Bachelor finale made us all want to punch our TVs, but it appears things are going well for Arie and Lauren, the least interesting couple in the history of relationships.

Coachella is truly a wild place, and anything can happen when you put hundreds of celebrities in the middle of the desert with lots of drugs free sponsored alcohol.

These days, we have our hands full with the trio of new Kardashian/Jenner babies, but we can never forget about the momager who started it all, Kris Jenner.

Bella Thorne has made plenty of questionable decisions in her life, but I can't help loving her.

April 18 is Kourtney Kardashian's birthday, but you'd probably never know if you hadn't clicked on this article right now.

BREAKING NEWS: We interrupt this broadcast of waiting impatiently for Khloé Kardashian's baby to report that MEN ARE STILL SCUM.

Following the longest pregnancy in recorded medical history, Khloé Kardashian has finally given birth in Cleveland, according to sources close to the reality star.

Is it really April already?

On Monday evening, Jenna Dewan Tatum broke both the internet and our hearts with some tragic news: she and Channing Tatum are separating.

In the past, people have given me shit for being too hard on Taylor Swift.

This season on The Bachelor, we watched as Arie Luyendyk Jr.

Things are very confusing in the world of Jelena right now.

It's been less than a year since Tiffany Haddish rose to fame in Girls Trip, but she's wasted no time giving us some incredible Hollywood stories.

If you're even remotely a fan of the Bravo Cinematic Universe, you really should know about the woman, the myth, the legend: Vicki Gunvalson.

It's only been a few days since Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up yet again, but the Biebs is clearly wasting no time on the rebound.

I'm not gonna lie, sometimes it feels like we're the only ones who actually care about The Bachelor. But today I know there's at least one other Bachelor-obsessed psycho out there, because someone analyzed the data on Bachelor contestants getting Instagram famous. Thank god, now that this information exists I can finally go to sleep.

It's legendary train wreck Rob Kardashian's 30th birthday on March 17, and honestly I wasn't even sure what to do about it.

Thankfully I don't know anything about this yet, but having a baby is obviously a very stressful time.

If you're one of the two people in the world who doesn't hate Arie Luyendyk Jr.

We've spent the past few months mainly focused on the numerous Kardashian/Jenner pregnancies, but the other Kardashians are still keeping busy.

I'm not gonna lie, this one hit me hard.

Kylie Jenner?

Hey friends, long time, no talk (shit about Taylor Swift)!  Taylor dropped her the "Delicate" music video on Sunday evening, so naturally I had to fire up the old YouTube and see for myself what our favorite relatable icon has been cooking up.

It's International Women's Day, which means it's the perfect time for celebrating great women, fighting the patriarchy, and calling each other cunts on national TV.

We're all still reeling from last night's shitshow of a Bachelor finale, and it's going to take a while before I'm physically and emotionally ready to do anything productive.

In the complicated web of baby drama and lipstick that is the Kardashian family, it can be easy to forget that Kourtney Kardashian exists.

If you missed Monday night's shocking Bachelor finale, you might not know yet that Arie Luyendyk Jr.

Today is Justin Bieber’s birthday, and birthdays are a perfect time for reflection.

The royal wedding is less than three months away, and details are starting to fall into place about the special day.

Well, fam, here we are again.