BREAKING NEWS: We interrupt this broadcast of waiting impatiently for Khloé Kardashian’s baby to report that MEN ARE STILL SCUM. That’s right, while sweet Khloé sits at home in Cleveland waiting for her little daughter to arrive, Tristan Thompson was reportedly spotted in New York making out with some other girl. The pictures are all over the internet, and this seems like it’s the real deal. It’s a sad day to be obsessed with the Kardashians, but alas, this is the life I’ve chosen for myself.
Tristan was reportedly in NYC with his basketball team staying at the Four Seasons, and apparently he thought that was a free pass to act like a high school senior on a spring break trip to Punta Cana. He allegedly brought a woman back to the hotel, where they hung out four hours, before heading out to a club together. There, people with cameras on their cell phones (aka everyone, it’s fucking 2018) took some very incriminating photos and videos of them together, and things aren’t looking good. The woman is likely Instagram model Lani Blair, but honestly I don’t really give a shit about her in all of this. Tristan sweetie, I have a major bone to pick with you.
Jesus Christ Tristan, how could you be so stupid? Do you not realize that you’re a fucking public figure, who gets followed around with cameras everywhere you go? Do you not realize that you have a girlfriend who is sitting at home literally about to give birth to your child any fucking minute? What the fuck is wrong with you!!
Unfortunately, this isn’t the first time Tristan has had trouble staying faithful to a woman that he got pregnant. He has a child with blogger Jordan Craig, but they weren’t exactly trying to make things work for their child. Actually, Tristan most likely got involved with Khloé while he was still with Jordan (at the very least, Jordan was still pregnant at the time), making this whole thing a gross web of shitty decisions by Tristan. By the time Jordan gave birth, Tristan and Khloé were already living together. I’m sorry, but that’s just not normal. That might be worse than Blac Chyna having a baby with Tyga, then another one with Rob Kardashian. Maybe, I’d have to think about it more. This family is fucking weird.
Tristan hasn’t yet commented on the situation, and neither have any of the Kardashians, but who knows what will happen. The rest of the internet is treating the situation like a factual crisis, and Kylie’s BFF tweeted something that seems like it’s directed at Tristan.
— Jordyn Woods (@jordynwoods) April 10, 2018
Either Jordyn is super late in discovering Kendrick Lamar’s last album, or she’s just as shook as the rest of us. Either way, I just feel really bad for Khloé. Even if you think the Kardashians are the most annoying people in the world, no one deserves to be cheated on when they’re literally on the brink of birthing a human. Tristan has a lot of explaining to do, but Khloé might want to start planning her triumphant return to LA. She probably hates living in Cleveland anyway, let’s be real.
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