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Alise
Morales

Alise Morales is a comedy writer and performer. She is the writer of the Betches Sup Newsletter and co-host of the Betches Sup Podcast.

Stuff I Wrote

Welcome to Libra Season: Weekly Horoscopes September 23-27
We've All Had A Friend Like Caroline Calloway
Neptune’s Got Me All Confused: Weekly Horoscopes September 9-13
How A Messy Breakup Led To The World's First Space Crime
Back To School Vibes: Weekly Horoscopes August 26-30
Get Your Sh*t Together - It's Virgo Season: Weekly Horoscopes August 19-23
Well, That Was Stressful: 'The Handmaid's Tale' Finale Recap
Love Is In The Air: Weekly Horoscopes August 12-16
Getting Away With Murder: 'The Handmaid's Tale' Recap
Get Ready For Tears: Weekly Horoscopes August 5-9
Return Of The Jezebels: ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ Recap
Stay Calm: Your Weekly Horoscopes July 29-August 2
Scones Mean No: 'The Handmaid's Tale' Recap
Welcome to Leo Season: Weekly Horoscopes July 22-26
Ooh Heaven Is A Place On Earth: 'The Handmaid's Tale' Recap
Eclipse Energy: Weekly Horoscopes July 15-19
Mean Girls of Gilead: 'The Handmaid's Tale' Recap
Try To Remain Calm: Weekly Horoscopes July 8-12
OfMatthew the Narc: 'The Handmaid's Tale' Recap
How Drunk Should You Get At The Barbecue? Weekly Horoscopes July 1-5
Welcome To Cancer Season: Weekly Horoscopes June 24-28
Full Moon Vibes: Weekly Horoscopes June 17-21
Aunt Lydia Is Not Okay: 'The Handmaid's Tale' Episode 4 Recap
What Are The Rules Of Gilead? 'The Handmaid's Tale' Ep. 2-3 Recap
Beware Of TMI: Weekly Horoscopes June 10-14
New Moon Energy: Weekly Horoscopes June 3-7
We’re Stuck In A Three-Way: Weekly Horoscopes May 28-31
5 Shady Ways States Ban Abortion
Oh God, It’s Gemini Season: Weekly Horoscopes May 20-24
It’s Time To Settle Down: Weekly Horoscopes May 13-17
The Good Kind Of Mercury: Weekly Horoscopes May 6-10
5 Predictions We Have For 'The Handmaid's Tale' Season 3
6 Takeaways From Attorney General Bill Barr's Drama-Fueled Senate Hearing
Pump The Brakes: Weekly Horoscopes April 29-May 3
It’s Treat Yo' Self Season: Weekly Horoscopes April 22-26
Congrats, You Played Yourself: Weekly Horoscopes April 15-19
Mercury Is Making You Talk Sh*t: Weekend Horoscopes April 12-14
Time For Some Spring Cleaning: Weekend Horoscopes April 5-7
New Astrological Year, New You: Weekend Horoscopes March 22-24
The Betches Sup Podcast Is Doing A Live Show In NYC
5 Times J.K. Rowling Tried To Ruin 'Harry Potter' For Everyone
Mercury Made Me Do It: Weekend Horoscopes March 14-16
Watch Out For Uranus: Weekend Horoscopes March 8-10
The Betches Sup Is Going To DragCon, Henny!
Cuffing Season, Round 2: Weekend Horoscopes March 1-3
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