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Hello there, friends!

My my my, Bachelor Nation is crumbling right before our eyes, no?

I think we can agree that 2020 was the most dramatic season year of all time.

Hello, friends!

Guys, serious question.

The Bachelorette is back!

I have a confession.

I’ve gone through TV this pandemic like the stages of grief.

For the last 18 years, ABC has slowly sucked the will to live out of us with a torture device known as The Bachelor.

If there’s one thing I’m thankful for during this pandemic, it’s Netflix.

Raise your hand if you’re ready to kill your quarantine partner!

Last week, Peter Weber finally revealed that he and Kelley Flanagan are dating.

We’ve now been in quarantine for over six weeks, and I’m running out of things to watch.

Right now there’s nothing I’m looking forward to more than Netflix dropping its new trashy reality dating show, Too Hot To Handle.

As we enter into yet another week of our never-ending stay-at-home order, we rely on a few comforts to help get us through the uncertainty and terror of this time.

If there’s only one thing this country can agree on right now, it’s that we’re all obsessed with Tiger King.

In case you somehow missed it, Hannah Brown and Tyler Cameron are quarantining together.

Hello, friends.

On Tuesday night, after months of subjecting viewers to his fetish for barely-legal feuding beauty queens and a gaping head wound that got more infected by the minute, America’s least favorite pilot, Peter Weber, picked his winner.

I know you all think the devil works hard and Kris Jenner works harder, but I can now definitively say that Reality Steve works the hardest.

The Love is Blind finale dropped yesterday, and now we FINALLY know if love truly is blind, or if it just wants to sell you FabFitFun boxes on Instagram.

Please tell me you all are watching Love is Blind, Netflix’s latest reality show.

Valentine’s Day is almost here!

This season of The Bachelor has been predictable, spineless, prone to injury, with dance moves so cringeworthy I watch every episode through my fingers while simultaneously shrieking.

If you’ve watched The Circle on Netflix, I think you’ll understand when I sum up my feelings about it like this.

We live in a world that is streaming-obsessed.

I hope you all enjoyed your three-month furlough from The Bachelor, because it’s time to scurry back to prison, where we’re all forced to watch aspiring Instagram models who are pretending to fall in love blind us with their veneers for 2-4 hours a week.

Welcome to the 2020 Golden Globes!

There are so many things to love about this time of year.

Guys, who is working in Peloton’s marketing department?

Nineties babies, I hope you haven’t thrown out your Trapper Keeper bedazzled with “Mrs.

Is there anything more perfect in this world than when two beautiful people get together and form a power couple?

Do you love Bravo?

Friends, we have officially almost made it to 2020.

Summer 2019 will be remembered for many reasons.

I think I’ve established, pretty vehemently actually, that I’m skeptical of everything that celebrities do.

I know I complain a lot about how much time The Bachelor takes up in my sad little life, but the one show I would never dare speak ill of is Vanderpump Rules.

We love celebrities who don't act fake on social media, so naturally Kelly Ripa is one of our faves.

Human beings contain multitudes.

Sponsored by SkinnyPop Well friends, as if it wasn’t torture enough that last week was NOT the finale, ABC has decided to drag out 19 minutes of new footage into three hours tonight.

Sponsored by SkinnyPop Friends, I am going through a roller coaster of emotions.

Hello, Bachelor Nation!

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Sponsored by SkinnyPop Welcome to the Bachelor in Paradise, week one, night two recap!

The Bachelorette finale is this week, but as we wait with bated breath to find out which fame whore Hannah is contractually obligated to spend the next 90 days with, I’ve already moved on.

In case you haven’t been paying attention, The Bachelorette is not a show about finding love.

Is anyone else watching The Hills: New Beginnings this season?

Sponsored by SkinnyPop Welcome to my Bachelorette recap, folks!