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Guys, I wish it hadn’t come to this.

The Fourth of July is almost here, and if you’re anything like me, you’ll be spending your long weekend in a darkened room with everyone’s favorite obligatory psychotic jackass, Logan Echolls.

Guys, I’m so tired.

As I mention in my personal manifesto, and of course, every single article I write for this site, I believe that most men are cheating piles of trash just waiting for the chance to serenade their way into a new woman’s sparkly hotpants (looking at you, Jed).

Let’s face it, Mike Fleiss controls our lives.

After every season of Are You The One?, I think to myself while laughing maniacally, “I may have just eaten an entire large pizza all by myself, but at least I have my life together more than these Girls Gone Wild rejects,” followed quickly by, “SURELY they’re never going to renew this live-action dumpster fire again, will they?” And then every season I.

Ashton Kutcher’s life turned into a live-action episode of Dateline last week when he had to testify at a murder trial.

In the Bachelorette seasons of yore, once the contestants were eliminated, we never had to think of them again.

Y’all, we’ve made it to Alabama Hannah’s season of The Bachelorette.

In case you’ve been too busy making Royal Baby/Riverdale memes, I’m here to remind you that Mother’s Day is this Sunday, May 12th.

We are blessed on this beautiful Friday, because yesterday PEOPLE released a teaser for the new season of The Bachelorette, and I am pumped.

Would you like to know what I think while I’m chained to my TV by Mike Fleiss nearly every single Monday of the year? “Boy, I sure do wish there was more Bachelor.” KIDDING.

As much as it physically pains me to admit it (like this is actually giving me heartburn right now), the Kardashians are one of the most famous families in America.

This past Friday leading into to the holiday weekend was like the Red Wedding for celebrity couples.

We’ve barely made a dent in 2019, and we’ve already had some major sh*t thrown at us.

Gather 'round children, I’d like to tell you a story.

The winter months are finally behind us, and we are entering into the most beautiful season of the year.

As a society, we are obsessed with celebrities.

I’m not going to sugarcoat it, finding a bar in a big city is hard.

I don’t know about you, but approximately every single one of my friends is pregnant right now.

I don’t know if you’ve heard, but Tristan Thompson has a problem keeping it in his pants.

I’m about to blow all your minds—I love Taylor Swift.

Welcome to Bachelor...Tuesday!

It's an inconvenient truth that many reality stars have been on more than one show.

This cold, dark winter is ending early because The Challenge: War of the Worlds is here!

Bachelor Nation’s youngest member is officially here!

The title of this article is actually kind of a joke because if you don’t know who Ted Bundy is, you need to fix yourself.

We are currently living the most dramatic Bachelor season of all time.

Hi all!

Hi friends!

Happy 2019, everybody!

Hello friends!

Hello, fellow Christmas movie lovers!

For about five minutes yesterday, I thought the world was ending.

In last week’s roundup of shocking news, another skinny, attractive blonde woman got a new boyfriend!

Well, fellow hostages, it seems my gleeful goodbyes last week were premature.

Well friends, we’re back for the last Are You The One of the year!

Halloween might be over, but the scares just keep on coming.

Hello and welcome back to the few of you that have stuck around this long!

Hello, friends!

All right people, we’re back at it for another week!

How do you do, fellow kids?

My friends, the rapture may be imminent.

Welcome back, fellow masochists!

We’re back this week with another episode of Are You The One: When Will Bria Make Her Kill, and it’s a double episode!

Hello all!

Hello, Are You the One? Nation!

Yesterday TMZ broke the news that Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise alum Amanda Stanton was arrested in Vegas for domestic battery.

Are you obsessed with cults, conspiracies, and true crime?

Hello, friends!