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Hello again, friends.

In my lifelong search for Photoshop fails, I was originally going to do a more recent photo, but then I found this one, and I was like, oh my God, how, why, etc.

I don't want to brag, guys, but I am basically a true crime expert.

A friend of mine was recently sharing her current dating adventures and telling me about a guy who had completely blown her off.

Due to your love of Photoshop fails, we've decided to give you a WEEKLY Photoshop fail analysis by yours truly.

Like so many things that are *supposed* to be fun, shower sex is soooo overrated.

This is a PSA: Khloé Kardashian, for the love of God, will you (and your entire family for that matter) put down the poorly made editing apps?

Everyone knows the best part of a new season of Real Housewives is hearing all of their ridiculous taglines.

In light of Loughlin-gate, colleges everywhere are being heavily scrutinized for how they admit students.

I only ever had interest in working in creative jobs.

I don't know if you guys heard, but last week, Kendall Jenner's stalker was arrested by ICE.

CBD is all over the place right now, especially in LA.

In my last celebrity Photoshop fail article, I mentioned that I could write an entire article just dedicated to Kardashian Photoshop fails.

The early 2000s were a magical time of Abercrombie miniskirts, chunky highlights, weird tiny vests, and of course, some of the trashiest reality TV that has ever existed.

Celebrities just cannot get enough of Photoshop.

I really hate putting on false eyelashes. 1) It's expensive to keep up. 2) They are really hard to put on properly. 3) They tell you that you can't glue your eye shut, but I have had this happen on TWO occasions and let me tell you, if you accidentally put on too much glue, it will happen, and it will be horrific and terrifying (although admittedly easily resolved).

With the entire mess that is Jordyn-Tristan-Khloé-Gate that was last week, poor Khloé hasn't even had a minute to get her life together after her family blew up in flames.

I've been doing laser hair removal on my entire body since 2013.

Valentine's Day is coming up, and with it comes the insurmountable pressure of doing something but not something that's too something that would terrify someone so they run away screaming from you, and then you die alone with a bunch of cats that later eats your corpse.

Like the rest of the world, I am really, really obsessed with Marie Kondo right now.

Your eyes are the window the soul, so says probably some old dead white guy from a million years ago.

We all know that Scientology is a cult religion that loves to flaunt its relationship with celebrities.

I really hate job hunting.

As a local LA resident, I am subject to high rent, high crime, horrific traffic, no weather, and a high risk of murder.

I've been a bridesmaid a few times now, and next year will be my first stint as Maid of Honor.

January is my birthday month, so to fellow Capricorns, hello, you are the best.

I'm the kind of person that somehow always accidentally buys things.

I love winter.

Guys, I don't know if you knew this about me, but I am the reigning queen of organization.

Look guys, I don't know what the f*ck is wrong with the writers at Cosmo.

Hello all, it is officially our LAST Jerzday for a while because it is the Jersey Shore Family Vacation FINALE.

Shopbop is cleaning out what the rich people who usually shop there didn't want by taking an additional 30% off all sale items.

So, Jersey Shore Family Vacation is literally just my life now and I have no idea what's even going on anymore.

I was going to say something about wedding season coming upon us before we know it, but I'm almost 30 and I swear to God, every season is now wedding season.

I am so pro-tattoos, guys.

We left off last week (two weeks ago?) of the neverending season of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation with Vin and Ang having horrible sexual tension that annoys everyone around them and Ronnie in a hot tub with yet another trashy girl.

Every day is already ugly sweater day for me.

Friendsgiving is the best part of Thanksgiving without having to spend time with your weird extended relatives.

Buckle up, Jersey Whores, we have a double feature tonight.

Previously on Jersey Shore Family Vacation, Snooki had transformed into Dren, her drunken monster alter ego, and proceeded to humiliate the roommates at a nice restaurant.

Black Friday (and more importantly, Cyber Monday) deals are almost upon us.

If you have ever seen Keeping Up With The Kardashians, you know there is only one good thing Scott Disick has ever brought into the world (sorry Mason, Penelope, and Reign).

Thanksgiving is the time we celebrate America's greatest traditions: racism, pillaging minorities, and gluttony.

We left off last week on Jersey Shore Family Vacation with all the couples in Atlantic City seeing Pauly D's show.

So you went out last night.

Sooo we left off Jersey Shore Family Vacation with Jen joining them all to murder hang out with Ron.

So we left off last week with Deena still being pregnant and Angelina taking her ring off and blah blah blah.

Halloween might seem like a juvenile celebration for children to gorge themselves on sugar and for adults to explore their creative side, but, like most loose holidays, it’s also a reflection of American society.

On last week's Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, we were all #blessed because Ron's psycho baby mama ran him over with a car the day before so he's not coming to the Shore.

If you didn't listen to the Dirty John podcast already, you are majorly missing out.