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UPDATE: Back in March, we went through a viral Twitter thread, in which dozens of people shared their negative experiences with Ellen DeGeneres.

If you're reading this right now, you're probably bored at home.

This seems impossible, but somehow, it was only a week ago that the contestants for the upcoming season of The Bachelorette were revealed.

At this point, we've all been stuck inside for a few days (I hope), and it's easy to start feeling a little crazy.

Chances are, you've been stuck at home for a few days now.

In these trying times, it's important to maintain normalcy in any way possible.

Look, it's a weird time for everyone right now.

There's no point denying it: coronavirus is basically the only thing anyone is talking about right now.

Well fam, I've been saying since *checks notes* January that Pilot Pete would be alone at the end of this season of The Bachelor, and what can I say, I love being right.

UPDATE: Over the past few weeks, the global spread of COVID-19 has affected nearly everything about our society.

I obviously don't need to tell you that coronavirus is a big f*cking deal at this point.

I've said it before, but right now I need to say it more than ever: The Bachelorette/Bachelor producers are working harder than the US Congress, Kris Jenner, and the devil himself.

If you've been following the life and times of Amanda Bynes over the past few weeks, you'll know that it's been a wild ride.

If you're keeping up with Vanderpump Rules this season, you'll know that we're still stuck in the never-ending barrage of Brittany and Jax wedding content, but the real drama is going down outside of the show.

At this point, I think all of us know that Instagram detox teas are bullsh*t.

Okay, is it just me, or does no one really care how this season of The Bachelor ends?

If there's one person that literally everyone in the world is rooting for, it's Demi Lovato.

On Thursday night, Katy Perry released her new song and video, "Never Worn White", and with the release, she made a big announcement: she and her fiancé Orlando Bloom are expecting their first child together.

On Monday night's Women Tell All episode of The Bachelor, Peter and the women worked their way through much of the drama that's gone down this season.

It's been nearly two months since Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announced their intentions to step back from their roles within the royal family.

It's now been three months since the current outbreak of Coronavirus officially began, but in recent weeks, things have started to look a lot more serious.

UPDATE: Well, sadly, it wasn't meant to be.

On Monday morning, Clare Crawley was announced on Good Morning America as the next Bachelorette.

There's very little in this world that I love more than a good celebrity feud.

UPDATE: After last week, I had hoped Britney Spears might take her Hawaiian vacation as an opportunity to reset, recharge, and take a break from Instagram.

By now, I think I can speak for us all when I say that TV reboots are pretty played out.

Well fam, it's time to pour one out, because it's been a whole year since Jordyn Woods sat on Tristan Thompson's lap and screwed herself out of riding Kylie's coattails for life.

By now, I think we all know that not everything on Instagram is as it seems.

Last night's episode of The Bachelor had everything: steamy shower makeouts, long-winded conversations about virginity, and for the first time in Bachelor history, all three women forced to share a room during Fantasy Suites week.

We've talked at length about how the current season of The Bachelor is a train wreck, but even Peter's most questionable choices don't come close to the sh*t show that's going on with Chad Johnson right now.

At long last, we're nearing the end of Peter's season of The Bachelor. It's been a season jam-packed with drama, but not for the better.

In the past couple years, we've talked a lot about Lindsay Lohan.

Congrats Tyler Cameron hive, because the TC drought is finally over.

UPDATE: Well, how the turn tables have...

If you've been paying even an ounce of attention to this season of The Bachelor, you'll know that Peter has narrowed it down to the final three contestants, and things are looking BLEAK.

I'll admit, I'm not the biggest fan of Ben Affleck.

There are definitely good things that come along with being famous, but attention doesn't always make life easier.

We're officially in the lead-up to festival season, which means new lineups are being announced almost daily.

On last night's episode of The Bachelor, it really seemed like it was Victoria F's time to go.

It's no secret that I love talking about the mess that is this season of The Bachelor. Or that I love talking about Kylie Jenner.

We're down to the final four women on this season of The Bachelor, and to say this has been an eventful season would be the understatement of the century.

There might be a new baby Jonas on the way, because sources are saying Sophie Turner is pregnant with her first child.

When it comes to diets, it feels like we've pretty much seen everything at this point.

On Monday night, I was minding my own business, suffering through the first part of the Below Deck reunion, when my friend sent me like, 12 Snapchat videos of her broom standing up on its own in her kitchen.

It's been a while since we really talked about what's going on with Lori Loughlin's legal situation, but there have been some important developments in recent weeks.

Last night was The Oscars, and low-key to our dismay, most people actually came correct on the red carpet.

There are certain things that just feel like they should be over by now.

We're well into 2020 now, which means we can stop bullsh*tting about our New Year's resolutions and start talking about something fun.

At this point, we've talked at length about how this is one of the sloppiest seasons of The Bachelor. Does anyone actually think Peter is going to find love out of this sh*t show?

Yesterday afternoon, I was just minding my own business, when my phone lit up with a breaking news alert.