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Well, once the news cycle was being taken up by Kristin Cavallari's divorce and Gigi Hadid's baby news, we all knew it was only a matter of time before Kris Jenner called in a few favors and cooked up a scandal of her own.
On Tuesday afternoon, we were all just minding our own business, watching TV and drinking wine while pretending to work, when TMZ hit us with the bombshell that Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik are having a baby.
UPDATE: As this week has gone on, there have been about a million anonymous sources popping up, claiming to have some insider info about Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler's divorce.
Last week, the long-awaited tenth season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premiered, and while I won't make any Chris Harrison-style declarations, it's safe to say that this season will be pretty dramatic.
There have been many unfathomable changes in the last month, but out of all of them, who would've thought that we'd all come out of quarantine thinking Ellen DeGeneres is a sh*tty person?
At this point into quarantine, I'm starting to think that celebrities are competing in a secret game of Who Wants To Be Dragged On Twitter. It feels like new famous people are coming out of the woodwork to be problematic, tone-deaf, or just plain dumb nearly every single day, and I honestly have to thank them for all the prime content.
In case you missed it, there's a lot of scary sh*t going on in the world right now, and to help the fight against coronavirus, Betches started the Good Influence Fund for Corona Relief.
This pandemic has been an interesting time for the people of Bachelor Nation, and each day Chris Harrison's crew of misfit toys find new and exciting ways to make us roll our eyes.
Many of us are approaching the one-month mark of working from home and social distancing, and if you're not going a little crazy right now, I either don't believe you, or I need to know what pills you're taking.
In these dark times, it can feel like there's not a lot to look forward to, but today there's a bright spot amid the darkness: Lindsay Lohan's musical comeback has finally begun.
It's a bleak time in Bachelor Nation, with the upcoming season of The Bachelorette indefinitely postponed, Paradise looking doubtful this year, and Summer Games officially canceled.
By now, we're all deeply aware of the impacts of the coronavirus pandemic, and hopefully we're all taking precautions to stop the spread of this deadly illness.