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If I was forced to say one nice thing about President Trump it’s that he is incredibly talented at gaslighting an entire nation.

Move over Kellyanne, there’s a new psychotic blonde taking over press meetings and raising the bar on how terrible this administration can be.

Last night it was rumored that yet another White House staffer was asked to return to their loft, pack their bags, put out their tiki torch, and go home.

For the first time in history, Donald Trump was more productive than any of us.

Have you ever wondered what it'd look like if Regina George wrote obituaries instead of burn books, ("Nana was the nastiest skank bitch, do not trust her!

The world went to sleep Friday evening without a Princess Meghan and awoke on Saturday technically without a Princess Meghan because she is Duchess Meghan, but let’s disregard that.

Donald Trump is momentarily not the biggest lunatic asshole in Midtown Manhattan, which comes to a surprise for us all.

If a black person makes a piece of art and a white person doesn't make a tasteless parody of it within two weeks, did it really ever happen?

In the midst of her husband’s tweetstorms Kim Kardashian-West is acting increasingly  more and more impressive, and that makes me wonder if there’s a finite amount of composure between the two of them and she is currently using it all up.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you probably are well aware that midterms are this upcoming fall and most primaries are in full swing.

Sometimes things get so hectic and unbearable we’re forced to resort to the internet’s purest form to calm us down: A listicle.

It is finals season, which means you’re probably upping your Adderall (legally, of course) and taking espresso straight to the veins.

Looking for a new retort to narcs who are always complaining that the Kardashian-Jenner family is famous for nothing?

There’s a popular saying that goes, “you either die a hero or live long enough that you’re forced to promote skinny tea on Instagram.” Unfortunately, Sarah Palin isn’t dead. (JK JK JK) The former vice presidential candidate and mother to children with names that sound like sporting goods brands, has taken on a new business venture.

There’s trouble on the old worm farm again and this time grandma’s behind it.

You may naively think that your sig-other pulled out all the stops for you on your birthday this year, but they’ve just been outdone by a criminal in Connecticut.

Yesterday the FBI reenacted an episode of MTV’s Room Raiders but instead of a exposing a boy with bleached tip’s dirty mattress, they went after Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen and tax documents.

Some couples role play to spice up their marriage, others decide to bring in a third person.

Today in news that doesn't make you look up from your phone, the Stormy Daniels turmoil has raised Trump's approval rating among men.

Truly one of the worst scenarios on earth is going to the bathroom in public and only after you’ve taken care of business realizing there is no toilet paper in the stall.

You know you’re doing something right when conservatives are spewing lies to try and drag your reputation online. (Melania, come quick!

If you haven’t logged onto Facebook in the past day you’ve missed a really really important post.

Good news to those of you who like to fuck!

Like sand through an hourglass, another member of Trump’s cabinet has been fired.

There literally wasn’t one single channel you could’ve had on yesterday that former Trump aide Sam Nunberg wasn’t having a massive and unparalleled mental breakdown on yesterday.

Well, the music has been turned off and the lights have been turned on for Hope Hicks’ position as Communication Director in the White House.

A celebrity running for Congress?

We now legally have to take back any mean or snarky thing we’ve ever said to or about teenagers and hand them the keys because they are literally driving our country to higher ground.

On Sunday evening, Fergie hit the high note heard around the world, and to put it nicely almost everyone wished they were hearing impaired.

Yesterday was another normal day in America where a gunman entered a high school and murdered 17 people.

This week Rob Porter, the now former White House staff secretary (bye, boo), stepped down when two of his ex-wives accused him of physically and mentally abusing them during their marriages to him.

The PyeongChang Winter Olympics kick off this week and for those of us who can only maintain interest in sports for like 15 minutes tops, we’re bringing you something more fun to focus on: the uniforms adorning these spectacularly ripped bodies.

Brands really hopped on the feminism train this year after realizing that women 1) like to be treated like people and 2) like to buy shit.

The perfect woman has the capability and work ethic of being a CEO, but also the cashmere sweater closet of a trophy wife.

It’s the last Monday in January, which is arguably the worst day of the week in the worst month of the year.

Yesterday former USA Gymnastics doctor Larry Nassar was sentenced to up to 175 years in prison on charges of sexual assault.

Look, the last thing I want to be writing about is Donald Trump not having pants on, let alone him having sex with somebody.

Insane as it sounds, in a world where our highest ranking public official watches four to eight hours of television a day and every male Hollywood exec has like ten assault allegations against them, millennials are still considered society’s villains.

It’s a new day in Hollywood, which means there are new accusations against a powerful Hollywood man.

If you’ve ever wondered, “if anti-vaxxers were given unlimited funds, what insanely misguided product would they make?” we’ve been provided with the answer: raw water.

It’s cold outside and you’re 5 minutes way from texting your friends and cancelling that catch-up-over-wine plan you’ve already cancelled three times.

No you aren't crazy. (And savor that because, let’s be real, we usually are crazy.) Apple is actually slowing down older iPhone’s as their batteries age like a real shady bitch.

The holidays are upon us, and for those of us that are celebrating Christmas, this can only mean one thing: Spending time with your drunk, delusional family members who are somehow still convinced Donald Trump was a good choice for president.

Go back through history and you’ll see countless examples of men taking credit for work that women did.

Bad news, ladies.