Ryanne
Probst

Ryanne wants you to know that her name is pronounced “Ryan” and that this is her childhood trauma. Formerly published as “It’s Britney, Betch” she’s the resident recapper for all things ‘Bachelor.' When she’s not talking sh*t, she’s drinking $8 wine and contemplating ways to burn ABC studios down to the ground. Catch her on Instagram (@ryprobst) where she’s either posting pictures of her dog or sliding into the DMs of former reality TV dating stars (you know who you are).

Stuff I Wrote

The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Are We Getting A New Bachelor Next Week?

By Ryanne Probst

Presented by SkinnyPop Welcome back, Betchelor Nation, to the 24th annual Hunger Games season of The Bachelor!

5 Childhood Crushes Who Turned Out To Be Complete Trash

By Ryanne Probst

Cancel culture is by far the best thing to come out of the last decade.

Has ‘The Bachelor’ Changed At All In The Last 10 Years?

By Ryanne Probst

A new decade is rapidly approaching, and I know this not because of the date on my calendar, but because my mother will not stop bringing it up along with passive-aggressive comments about my ticking biological clock.

Evan Bass' Legal Troubles Are Low-Key Hilarious

By Ryanne Probst

Remember when Evan Bass and Carly Waddell were the height of Bachelor fame?

Is Hannah B. Going To Be On Pilot Pete’s Season Of ‘The Bachelor’?

By Ryanne Probst

Like the roommate who started polluting your apartment with Hobby Lobby Christmas decorations before your Halloween hangover even subsided, ABC is also gearing up early for the holidays.

What's Fueling Our Collective Obsession With Selena Gomez?

By Ryanne Probst

There are many an issue that keep me up at night (and by “up at night” I mean until my self-designated bedtime of 11pm).

The 8 Messiest Celebrity Tell-All Books You Have To Read

By Ryanne Probst

Raise your hand if you’re a messy b*tch who thrives on drama and other people’s misfortunes.

Everything We Know About The New Anna Delvey Netflix Series

By Ryanne Probst

If there’s one thing you should know about me, it’s that I have truly been living for America’s favorite scammer: Anna Delvey.

UPDATED: Tayshia & John Paul Jones Broke Up

By Ryanne Probst

UPDATE: Aaaand just like that, it's officially over.

The Best Halloween Episodes From Your Favorite TV Shows

By Ryanne Probst

Halloween is almost here, and I say this with all the enthusiasm of someone who will be spending the holiday double fisting Kit-Kats and red wine.

This Is The Best Season To Get On Dating Apps, According To Science

By Ryanne Probst

Winter is coming, and I’m not just saying that because the temperature finally dipped below 78 degrees and I was forced to switch my iced Dunkin' pumpkin latte order to a hot pumpkin latte order.

How Miley Cyrus Made Me Come To Terms With My Own Sexism

By Ryanne Probst

If you had told me this time last year that not only would Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth be divorcing, but Miley would have moved on with not one, but two people in the time it usually takes me to throw out my leftovers, I would have laughed in your face.

Did Khloé Kardashian Get An Entirely New Face? A Plastic Surgeon Weighs In

By Ryanne Probst

While most people have been obsessing over Kylie Jenner's breakup with Travis Scott, I personally have been focusing on Khloé Kardashian.

This Story About A Family Adopting A 6-Year-Old Who Was Actually 22 Is Insane

By Ryanne Probst

There isn’t much that gets me out of bed these days.

The Problem With 'Bachelor' Stars Dating Real Celebrities

By Ryanne Probst

I’ve been a loyal member of Bachelor Nation for longer than is psychologically recommended (according to my therapist).

The Best ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: My High School Would Have Been Ashamed Of This Prom

By Ryanne Probst

Sponsored by SkinnyPop Welcome back to the final week of Bachelor in Paradise!

The Best ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: JPJ Is Officially On Our Sh*t List

By Ryanne Probst

Welcome back to the best Bachelor in Paradise recap you’ll ever read!

The Best ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Tahzjuan Is My Inspiration

By Ryanne Probst

Sponsored by SkinnyPop Welcome to week four of Bachelor in Paradise!

The Best 'Bachelor In Paradise' Recap You'll Ever Read: I'm Rooting For The Piñata

By Ryanne Probst

Sponsored by SkinnyPop For those of you who missed last week’s episodes of Bachelor in Paradise, well then congratulations, you’re not better than me—you missed one hell of a week.

The Best ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: The Mayor Of Paradise Returns

By Ryanne Probst

Sponsored by SkinnyPop Welcome back to Bachelor in Paradise Week 2, Night 1!

The Best ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: What Happens At Stagecoach...

By Ryanne Probst

Sponsored by SkinnyPop Well Bachelor fam it’s the moment we’ve been waiting for all summer.

The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Men Are Still Trash

By Ryanne Probst

Sponsored by SkinnyPop Welcome to night two of my personal hell The Bachelorette season finale!

The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Just Choose Tyler, I Beg Of You

By Ryanne Probst

Sponsored By SkinnyPop Well, people, we’ve made it.

The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: It’s Still All About Luke P

By Ryanne Probst

Sponsored by SkinnyPop Welcome back, folks, to your regularly scheduled Bachelorette recap!

UPDATED: These Allegations About Mike Fleiss Are Scary AF

By Ryanne Probst

UPDATE: Over the weekend, we were all surprised when Laura Fleiss, wife of Bachelor creator Mike Fleiss, posted a series of tweets, publicly addressing the reports of domestic violence from this past summer for the first time.

The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Entangled In Sin

By Ryanne Probst

Sponsored by SkinnyPop Hometown dates are finally here, and I for one could not be more pleased.

The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Garrett Is A Messy Bitch

By Ryanne Probst

Sponsored by SkinnyPop Hello, Bachelor fam, and welcome back to your regularly scheduled Bachelorette recap!

The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: I Still Know Nothing About Latvia

By Ryanne Probst

Sponsored by SkinnyPop This week on The Bachelorette, we’re welcomed back to Latvia, where apparently the men heard “European adventure” and thought “yes, I must pack my spring scarf.” Never mind that production chose to showcase the country’s beauty with drab shots of gnarled trees limbs and dead grass that could easily have been filmed in upstate New York in the dead of winter, but sure, bring out those pastels, boys!

The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Are We Actually In Purgatory?

By Ryanne Probst

Sponsored by SkinnyPop Well, well, well, what do you know?

The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Luke P. Is Definitely A Robot

By Ryanne Probst

Welcome back, people, to your regularly scheduled Bachelorette recap!

The Best 'Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Battle Of The Lukes

By Ryanne Probst

Hello, and welcome back to your regularly scheduled Bachelorette recap!

The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: The Drunk Goggles Come Off

By Ryanne Probst

Well, fam, we’ve made it to week three of Hannah’s season of The Bachelorette, which feels like a small miracle given that today is also Memorial Day.

The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: You’re Drunk, Hannah, Go Home

By Ryanne Probst

Welcome back, people, to another week of this self-imposed cruel and unusual punishment I call watching The Bachelorette.

The Best 'Bachelorette' Recap You'll Ever Read: We Found Jesus In The Shower

By Ryanne Probst

After a brief hiatus where we were all free to spend our Monday evenings doing laundry, or going to the gym, or crying into a wine glass the size of a mixing bowl (just me?), or really doing anything other than being held hostage by Mike Fleiss for 2-4 goddamn hours, ABC is back on their bullsh*t with the newest season of The Bachelorette.

Annoying Things People Say To Single People At Weddings (& How To Respond)

By Ryanne Probst

Now that spring has finally sprung, that means wedding season is officially underway!

Does Liking Vanilla Sex Make You Bad In Bed?

By Ryanne Probst

“It was fine, I just wish he choked me a little bit more, you know?” These are words that come out of my best girlfriend’s mouth and I try not to act absolutely horrified.

Khloé Kardashian Denies Editing Her Instagrams In The Pettiest Way

By Ryanne Probst

Hello!

Scott Disick Is Coming For Chip & Joanna Gaines’ Empire

By Ryanne Probst

It’s been a very busy month for the Kardashian Krew (I say as if Kris Jenner doesn’t make damn well sure it wouldn’t be any other way).

Noah Centineo’s New Movie ‘The Perfect Date’ Is So Bad It's Made Him Less Hot

By Ryanne Probst

Guys, I know it feels like all I write about on this website are Hollywood’s favorite barely legal thirst traps and Bella Thorne, but the heart wants what it wants, and I won’t apologize for that!

North West Attended JoJo Siwa’s Sweet 16 & We Have A Lot Of Questions

By Ryanne Probst

Guys, I have a very pressing matter to discuss, and no, it’s not how I'll watch Noah Centineo’s new Netflix movie today while at work.

Bella Thorne Is Writing A Poetry Book, And It's A Lot To Take In

By Ryanne Probst

If you know anything about us here at Betches, it’s that there’s nothing in this world we love more than watching the social experiment that is Bella Thorne’s Instagram presence.

I Went Off Birth Control For The First Time In 15 Years & Here's How It Felt

By Ryanne Probst

For most of us, birth control is a necessary evil.

Realistic ‘Money Diaries’: How Much It Really Costs To Move

By Ryanne Probst

As you well f*cking know by now, we here at Betches consider it our duty in life to rip Refinery29’s Money Diaries a new one.

Noah Centineo Has A New Movie Coming Out And It Is Everything

By Ryanne Probst

I think we can all agree that while Netflix has been bringing it with the murder and scam documentaries lately, they’ve been sorely lacking in their monthly rom-com quotas.

Is 2019 The Year Of The Scam?

By Ryanne Probst

We’re mere months into 2019, and already this year is shaping up to be messier than my IG stories after 12am.

The Types Of Guys Your Friends Will Try To Set You Up With On Ship

By Ryanne Probst

Sponsored by Ship Navigating the world of online dating is difficult for me, because there is an essential vetting process involved (so you don’t end up going out to drinks with a serial killer—or worse, someone who works in finance), and yet, I really suck at vetting.

The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Season 23 Finale, Night 2

By Ryanne Probst

Presented by Welcome back to hell night two of The Bachelor season finale because, yes, Colton’s season is STILL somehow going on.

The Best 'Bachelor' Recap You'll Ever Read: Season 23 Finale, Night 1

By Ryanne Probst

Presented by Hello, and welcome back to your regularly scheduled Bachelor recap!

The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Season 23, Week 9

By Ryanne Probst

Welcome back to your regularly scheduled Bachelor recap, people!

Every Kardashian “Scandal” That Was Definitely Concocted By Kris Jenner

By Ryanne Probst

Y’all, it’s been a wild few weeks for the Kardashians, what with Jordyn Woods being excommunicated from the family and Kylie calling out Travis Scott for cheating.

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