Dylan Hafer has watched over 1000 episodes of Real Housewives because he has his priorities in order. Follow him on Instagram @dylanhafer and Twitter @thedylanhafer for all the memes you could ever want.
If you've spent your quarantine without a significant other, it's been a long, sexless three months. Since mid-March, any kind of physical dating has been paused indefinitely, and sex with anyone who's not your roommate has been, uh, not an option.
If you've ever paid attention to the Bachelor, even a little bit, chances are you've seen a whole lot of white people. In 18 years and 40 seasons of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, only once has a Black person been cast as the season lead.
If you've been watching Bravo shows like Real Housewives and Vanderpump Rules for years, you've probably come to terms with the fact that not all the cast members are great people.
We've reached the point where it's basically a requirement that everyone acknowledges the current protests against police brutality on social media, and unsurprisingly, some are doing it better than others.
While we are showing support for and standing in solidarity with Black Lives Matter, and many of us are donating if we are able, it's important to be as educated as possible on why this fight against police brutality and systemic racism is so important.
When Lisa Vanderpump essentially ghosted The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills halfway through season nine, it felt like a pivotal moment in the show's history.
I'll admit, it's been a while since I watched America's Got Talent. But last September, when it was reported that Gabrielle Union was fired from the show after just one season as a judge, my ears perked up.
Most of us are nearing the three-month mark on social distancing, and I don't think I'm the only one who feels like I'm running out of things to watch.
UPDATE #2: It's been over a week since the last update in the Chrissy Teigen/Alison Roman saga, which feels like a lifetime in whatever 2020 hellscape we're in.
It's hard to believe that this season of Vanderpump Rules is already coming to a close, but we can't watch Dayna go back and forth between Brett and Max forever.
The last few weeks have been a big time for celebrity baby news, and given that all the other news is about coronavirus or murder hornets, I'll take it.
For nearly two months now, most of us have been bored in the house, just doing our best to make it through the biggest global pandemic in more than a century.