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Ryanne
Probst

Ryanne wants you to know that her name is pronounced “Ryan” and that this is her childhood trauma. Formerly published as “It’s Britney, Betch” she’s the resident recapper for all things ‘Bachelor.' When she’s not talking sh*t, she’s drinking $8 wine and contemplating ways to burn ABC studios down to the ground. Catch her on Instagram (@ryprobst) where she’s either posting pictures of her dog or sliding into the DMs of former reality TV dating stars (you know who you are).

Stuff I Wrote

The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Get In Loser, We’re Going To Hometowns
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: By All Means, Waste My Time
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Katie, You FOOL
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Hard Up For Content
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: There’s No Crying In Bash Ball
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Katie The F*ckboy Slayer
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Like A Damn Sociopath
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Back On Their BullSh*t
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: There Are Some Things You Can’t Unsee
Why Is Ben Affleck Suddenly All Over My News Feed?
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: I’d Like To Speak To The Manager
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Fantasy Suites Or House Of Horrors?
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Hometown Head Injuries
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: I Hate It Here
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Justice For Dildo Girl!
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Off With Her Head
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: The Girls Have Gone Wild
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: 50 Shades Of Please Stop Talking
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: The Queen's Gambit
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Baby, Vibe Wit Me
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Quarantowns Week
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: It’s A Bloodbath
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Don't Listen To The Bargain Bin Lie Detector Test
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Why Is It Always Nudity With These People?
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Chris Harrison Deserves A Raise
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Let's Get Ready To Rumble
The Best 'Bachelorette' Recap You’ll Ever Read: Is Dale… Okay?
The Real Reason Why Everyone Hates Clare As The Bachelorette
The Best 'Bachelorette' Recap You’ll Ever Read: There's About To Be A Mutiny
The Best 'Bachelorette' Recap You’ll Ever Read: Show Us Your Balls
The Best 'Bachelorette' Recap You’ll Ever Read: The Boys Are Back In Town
Were Cole Sprouse And Lili Reinhart Broken Up This Whole Time? An Analysis
Are Kristin Cavallari And Stephen Colletti Back Together? We Investigate
7 Books By Black Authors That You Need To Read This Summer
How To Take Summer Thirst Traps When We Can't Leave Our Homes
A Definitive Ranking Of The 'Too Hot To Handle' Cast's Emotional Growth
‘Listen To Your Heart’ Recap: My Ears Are Already Bleeding
The Thirstiest 'Bachelor' Celebs During Quarantine
6 Spiked Seltzer And Face Mask Pairings To Get You Through Quarantine
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: The Finale Part 2
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Newsflash, You're All Emotionally Unstable
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: The Scar On Madi’s Heart Is Bigger Than The One On Pete’s Head
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Hometown Meltdowns
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Pachi Is In The House
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: This Is A Hostage Situation
The Best 'Bachelor' Recap You'll Ever Read: Tammy Is A Narc
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Chase Rice Would Like To Be Excluded From This Narrative
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Apparently People Come On This Show For The Wrong Reasons?
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Champagne Showers
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