Betches
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Summer has finally arrived, and with the weather being so nice, it’s like you can just smell relationships ending. (At least, that’s what my shitty ex-boyfriend would probably say.) Anyway, this also means it’s now bathing suit season.

Anyone who has ever been to a Vegas pool party knows the familiar sight of betches everywhere in tiny Beach Bunny bikinis paired with beat-ass wedges.

The Vanderpump Rules cast all moved to Los Angeles to earn their place on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

You and I both know you haven’t been paying for $30 SoulCycle classes because you “just love the way exercise makes you feel.” You’ve been working hard to look good, and now it’s time to show off your butt that you’ve been working so hard for.

From clear vinyl shoes to Matrix-esque sunnies, this spring is all about weird af trends.

Is anyone actually surprised that it was America’s own future presidential candidate, Kanye West, who first declared oversized sunglasses out, and tiny sunglasses in?

It’s officially May, and the most basic of the basics (aka girls who have summer weddings) are officially in bridezilla mode.

I was recently shocked to find out that my friend has genital herpes, the glitter of STDs.

Welcome to spin class, betches.

Every season our Instagram feeds are flooded with curated images of the latest fashion trends.

With the summer FINALLY deciding to show up this year, thoughts of vacationing are consuming us.

If you’ve ever worn ripped jeans around anyone over the age of 40, then you already know what the repercussions are of doing so.

Ah, the infamous celebrity sex tape.

Summer is (supposedly) right around the corner, which means the start of rooftop season, drinking rosé and not feeling extra about it, and generally just living your best life for the Insta.

Summer is coming up, and we all pretty much want to look like a Kardashian in our bikinis.

Summer is finally on its way, and that means two things: 1.

There’s a full moon brewing this Sunday, and the weather isn’t the only thing that’s going to be changing.

April is finally almost over, and we are legit excited.

New York City is the best city in the entire world (fight me), but every now and then, it starts to feel dirty crowded overrated like too much.

Whether you have man shoulders, your nailbeds suck, or you just have really bad breath in the morning, we all have things we wish we could change about ourselves.

Last week we talked about what the girls who go on The Bachelor eat (answer: not very much) and how they exercise to stay so skinny.

Contrary to what this bipolar weather is telling us, warmer temps ARE allegedly on the way.

Coachella is the actual bane of my existence.

There a few things I hate more than douchebags wearing a giant sign on their head that says they are a douchebag.

Finding a workout class in NYC under $30 is nearly as impossible as finding a nice, loyal man on Earth a swiping app.

Last week on Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, Ronnie shat a brick and Snooki flipped a shit at Vinny and JWoww for "ruining her marriage" for reasons we still cannot explain.

I remember feeling extremely cool in 7th grade sitting with my friends with a copy of Cosmo.

The last Kardashian baby of the year has finally emerged from her mother’s womb, wiped clean of her 24-karat gold amniotic fluid, and is ready to post her first topless pic on the Instagram account her grandmother so lovingly set up.

Memorial Day Weekend is right around the corner, and I have the model-inspired crop tops you’re going to need.

Regardless of what you think of the women on The Bachelor, as dumb as some of them are, and as ridiculous as their careers are (still wish I got to be a professional Dog Mom though), one thing we can agree on is that they always look amazing.

After nine long months and one very public cheating scandal orchestrated by Kris Jenner, we finally know the name of Khloé Kardashian’s baby: True Thompson.

We've made it to the third episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, if you didn't remember that last week was a back-to-back premiere.

We’re in that weird stage of spring where nothing good is on TV.

It's no longer 2009, and thank god, because there were a lot of terrible fads back then, namely, over-tanning.

I first realized I needed to improve my credit score when trying to take advantage of the 20% off discount I could get by opening a GAP credit card.

I know the first day of spring was two weeks ago, but I’m still freezing my ass off in NYC.

Well friends, that was fast.

The time has come.

Spring is a turning point of mental vitality.

One of the most debated topics of our lifetime is whether or not blondes have more fun.

In LA, it's basically already summer. [Ed.

I was lucky enough to go hangout with the cast of Jersey Shore last week at the premiere party for their new show Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.

The day we have all been waiting for has finally arrived!

Unless you want to spend your life as a greasy, acne-ridden monster, skin care is an essential evil for all of us.

To polka dot or polka not?

You can buy all of the $80 face serums in the world, but if your diet is trash, it’ll definitely show on your face.

We already know that you can add collagen supplements to your fave shakes and smoothies to get your hair and nails to grow (in addition to giving you supple skin, of course).

With The Bachelorette starting soon, featuring American's Minnesoooootan sweetheart, Becca K., I am predicting it will be super fucking dull.

If you want my honest opinion, there’s no bigger beauty faux pas then false lashes that look super fake.

ICYMI, Kim Kardashian dropped the now sold-out KKW BEAUTY Concealer Kits last Thursday.