Breaking news: the couple that once electively attended a public event while chained to one another via fingernail has announced their engagement. It shouldn’t come as a shock that Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly—the celebrity couple who has, thus far, dedicated the entirety of their relationship to providing representation for goth kids who make out in the library of your high school—is taking their love to the next level. (Although, I’m hard-pressed to believe that there’s a relationship status more definitive than, oh, I don’t know, sacrificing each other’s souls to Lucifer?) Ever since Megan and MGK met on the set of Lala Kent’s former sugar daddy’s film, Midnight in the Switchgrass, they’ve been exhibiting public displays of affection with a level of intensity that gives National Geographic’s mating mammals a true run for their money.