Hannah
Chambers

Okay, so, I'm about to take you on an emotional rollercoaster.

You know, getting married isn't just about picking the most legendary wedding hashtag and making sure you look hotter than all of your bridesmaids.

So like, what kind of engagement ring do you want?

There are few things riskier than dressing while it's raining in the summer.

If you have noticed that your hair inspiration goals are starting to be a little less Blake Lively and a lot more Jonathan Van Ness, you’re not alone.

Unless you're like, a Stepford Wife in training, the odds that you've promised to bring "like, really cute cocktails that will get us so drunk" to a dinner, pregame, or pool party, and then totally dropped the ball are pretty high.

If there are two kinds of people who have ruined the internet, it’s those who post about their workout routines, and those who constantly flaunt their engagements.

I know that "don't judge a book by its cover" is like, the oldest running cliche in the game, but I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that some ugly guy made it up way before Instagram was ever invented.

It has officially been eight years since the series finale of The Hills. That means it's probably been about 10 years since you've actually cared about The Hills, because I think most of us can agree that's right about when we became a Kardashian nation.

Listen, I get that you’re excited to start planning your wedding.

How you spend the Fourth of July says a lot about you.

If you don’t think that choosing a wedding hashtag is more important than choosing a spouse, well then, congratulations.

I hate that millennials get so much shit for blowing all their money on avocado toast and matcha tea.

Whether you’re planning a wedding, or you're simply the kind of person who enjoys experiencing extreme anxiety over things long before they happen, let me introduce you to an issue you may have been unaware of.

Planning a wedding is tricky, because you have to find a way to pull off an event that is trendy, but still timeless, and blows every other wedding out of the water.

It’s summer, which means all of your friends are probably inviting you to social events that you don’t really want to go to, like happy hour, brunch, and the beach.

Betches across the world are mourning the loss of Kate Spade, the iconic fashion designer who was found dead by apparent suicide in her New York City apartment this week.

I know I say this all of the time, but being an adult sucks.

Ugh, bachelorette parties are so tacky.

Celebrities are always celebrated when they do shit that the rest of us get a lot of crap for.

Even if you don’t actually follow any, there’s a pretty solid chance that your Instagram feed is constantly flooded with Instagram influencers and their captions that start with “Hey guys, I’m so excited…” and end with #linkinbio.

Everyone’s always talking about how to cut costs for your wedding, and while it’s important to stick to a budget, there are certainly a few things you should have the green light to splurge on.

You know how basic bitches always say the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is their Super Bowl?

Announcing your engagement on Instagram is kind of like drunkenly eating your roommate’s leftovers.

In case you’ve happened to miss it in the midst of Kanye’s tweetstorm, the Golden State Killer being caught, or just the general shit show of headlines that’s constantly flooding your life as an iPhone owner in 2018, Shopbop is having one of their legendary sales.

I always think that I’m excited for summer, until I go shopping the first time summer shit is on the shelves.

Although attending a wedding always seems like it's going to be a good idea when you receive a save the date with a typically cringeworthy engagement photo of a couple you vaguely know in the mail, there's nothing that will kickstart your natural instinct to ditch plans to watch Netflix documentaries instead like trying to find a pair of dress shoes that won't totally kill your feet.

Although the last episode of The Office aired nearly five years ago, the series is still basically the most important thing in all of our lives.

Going out always seems like a really good idea until it's time to actually get ready.

Everything sucks.

Has anybody else noticed that, despite the fact that Meryl Streep won a Golden Globe for The Devil Wears Prada in 2006, designers have still basically just given us florals, pastels and chiffon tank tops for the 12 spring seasons that have happened since?

You know how people say you’re a total sociopath if you don’t yawn when you see someone else yawn, because that means you don’t understand empathy?

In case you haven’t noticed, the world is like, probably basically ending and the climate is all over the place.

With the exception of Mean Girls 2, nothing is a greater waste of time and money than a wedding that is not highly Instagrammable.

Listen, I’m pretty disappointed with this year’s Oscars red carpet.

When it comes to attending weddings single, you have two options: You can either pout at the single table and get hammered alone, or you can put yourself out there and have an amazing time with a really hot stranger. (Moment of silence for how Carrie Bradshaw-esque that just sounded.

I’m really fucking tired of people acting like the 90s and early 2000s revival is some huge new trend.

Picking something to watch on Netflix is one of life's greatest challenges.

Everyone with half a brain knows that when it comes to celebrating your friends’ birthdays, there’s a hierarchy.

When you think about it, Instagram has really evolved.

Now that the Super Bowl is officially over and we’re done pretending to care about it (shout out to Kylie Jenner and Stormi for stealing everyone’s thunder… bad weather pun 100% intended), let’s talk some shit about insane sports fans.

Last night was the 60th Annual Grammy Awards, and the celebrity red carpet looks did not disappoint.

Finding Valentine’s Day gifts that aren’t insanely tacky is almost as difficult as finding someone who doesn’t seem like a potential serial killer on a dating app.

A Housewives fan’s relationship to their favorite franchise’s cast is a delicate fucking balance.

In case you haven’t noticed, it’s engagement season.

If you want to know how relevant a celebrity is, take a look at what they wear to an award show red carpet.

Eh, no offense, but the Grammy Awards are kind of the most boring music award show.

Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, and if you’re planning on spending it alone for, let’s say the 23rd consecutive year in a row, you might as well get prepared.

The puffer jacket trend is literally the greatest thing of all time.

Valentine’s Day is coming up!