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Since news broke Sunday night that Bachelor in Paradise was suspending filming, a lot of shit has come out, and none of it sounds good tbh.

All right, everybody, I'll skip the lofty introductions and get right to the point.

Our worlds were basically shattered when we found out that Bachelor in Paradise had been suspended indefinitely due to "allegations of misconduct" between Corinne Olympios and DeMario Jackson.

Things were looking good for Bachelor Nation until last night.

In this special edition of Dear Betch, we hear from two readers who hate their boyfriends' moms.

Sorry this recap is late, I actually did it on time aka on Memorial Day like a fucking loser but then I kept forgetting to send it in so here we are.

Alert your friend from college who thinks racism is dead because we live in a post-racial society: Racism is not dead and racists walk among us.

Well fam, we made it.

Memorial Day weekend is upon us which we all know is the "unofficial" start of summer.

Aside from Katie's wedding to Schwartz and Lala's married boyfriend, one of the main plot lines of this past season of Vanderpump Rules was Stassi tragically not having a boyfriend.

Bros, this article is for you because I know at least 75% of you are currently huddled over your iPhones with 3 of your bros like, “Dude!

Less than a week after breaking off his engagement with Lauren B., it seems Ben Higgins may have already moved on to a new Bachelor alum: Ashley Iaconetti.

It's a good week for Bachelor Nation.

I may be a professional Kylie Jenner hater, but damn do I love me some lip kits.

In a move nobody saw coming except all of us, Ben Higgins and Lauren Bushnell have broken up.

We all thought the Fyre Festival news couldn't possibly get any worse, but just like that time a broken vending machine gave you three sodas instead of one, Fyre Festival truly is the PR disaster gift that keeps on giving.

Like many people (I assume), I finished Girlboss over the weekend while I was in the throes of a particularly bad hangover.

Dear Betches, My best friend is having her wedding in September of this year and I'm (obvs) a bridesmaid and in charge of the bachelorette weekend (also obvs).

We have arrived at another Wednesday night, aka another missed opportunity for me to get blackout but instead I’m watching the poor man’s The Challenge.

Ariel Winter, the poor man's Kylie Jenner, attended the Modern Family season 8 finale screening on Wednesday night wearing...

When news broke that Fyre Festival was really an actual dumpster fire, I was downright gleeful.

Not going to lie to you all, I sort of forgot everything that happened last week on AYTO: Second Chances.

There are two types of people on Thursday: the ones who say they're only going for a few happy hour drinks and end up blacking out and calling in sick to work on Friday, and lame "responsible" people.

I was just hate-reading Cosmo, as one does, when I came across an article called "6 Men And Women Get Real About What It's Like To Be A Sapiosexual." Because I enjoy angering myself (and because I continue to ignore my doctor's advice to avoid stressful situations to keep my blood pressure at a healthy rate), I clicked on it.

Got a fucked-up problem only The Betches can solve?

Another Thursday, another AYTO Second Chances recap—a show I will begrudgingly admit I am into.

We start the reunion with Andy asking Stassi if she's dating anyone, of fucking course.

We all thought (hoped?) that Lala's appearance on the Vanderpump Rules reunion would be the last we saw of her on our televisions.

Alright, another Wednesday, another week of me recapping this show.

Perhaps because it's Wednesday but it really feels like Monday because I spent the last two days observing Passover, perhaps because Heidi Montag is pregnant, or perhaps just because it's been a while since Nick Viall has done anything interesting—whatever the reason, the gods of entertainment news and ABC have graced us with our very first teaser of Rachel's season of The Bachelorette.

Summer House fans, pay attention because we're about to make your day.

We’re back at the second part of the Vanderpump Rules reunion.

Vanderpump Rules fans, the rumors we've been hearing for months have been confirmed: Jax and Brittany are getting their own spin-off show on Bravo (obviously).

Taylor Swift has managed to out-Taylor Swift herself and got her house declared a historic landmark, in true Taylor Swift fashion.

Before I start this recap, I'd just like to thank everyone who commented on my last recap and Tweeted at Betches.

I guess in Bachelor nation, no news is somehow news.

I know I'm not a typical fashion writer here at Betches—I tend to save my talents for Bravo recaps and the occasional hate piece—but I'm willing to branch out for something I'm extremely passionate about: wearing leggings as pants.

I've seen a disturbing trend on my timeline recently, and it's not just because I only became Facebook friends with my dad a few months ago: people posting Facebook eulogies about their dead dogs.

Bachelor fans, brace yourselves, because there’s trouble in paradise.

Okay, look, I'm sorry for all the Friends references lately, but at the same time, not really.

We’ve arrived at our second week of me openly thirsting over Derrick the Are You The One: Second Chances recap.

We here at Betches celebrate moms.

Despite the fact that getting married is literally the point of the show, our least favorite couple in Bachelor history, Nick and Vanessa, aren't getting married anytime soon.

Catch up on last week's recap here!   The Wedding Ceremony Well, you guys, we made it.

It's been a nice few days without Kim Kardashian and Kanye West dominating the news cycle, but those 72 hours of peace are over.

Even though we all have known for months that Scheana and Shay are getting a divorce, it will still be interesting to watch the drama play out on Vanderpump Rules next season.

Dear Betch,  Everybody says I'm young looking for my age.

Welcome one, welcome all, to the first of what I hope will be at least a few Are You The One: Second Chances recaps, a show I may or may not have found out about only yesterday because I was stalking Derrick’s Instagram seeing what MTV has been up to lately.

Catch up on last week's recap here!

Trashy reality TV fans, our worlds have finally collided.