Betches
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Guys, it takes a lot for me to not sound like a complete psycho as I navigate through online dating.

If you’ve ever played the dating field at all, you’ve probably been ghosted before.

Last week, we launched our dating app, Ship, designed to make dating fun again.

If you're not watching Below Deck this season, you're missing out.

When I was a young and naive college student, every post-grad made me swear to live it up because everything goes downhill after you graduate.

Sometimes, despite our very best intentions, we just can’t bring ourselves to go to the gym.

If you’re like me, you are struggling in all aspects of life right now, and chief among those aspects is dating.

Listen up, freshmen.

As Samuel L.

So I know Gossip Girl ended *crying in the fetal position* over half a decade ago, but I’d be lying if I said I stopped watching after the truly horrific two hours that was the 2012 finale.

Every year, I watch a group of perfectly chiseled bodies on stage working it, all tanned, glow-y, chiseled abs and perky butt.

Dating sucks.

I think my favorite social media trend of 2018 has been "celebrities' Instagram comments are news".

Can you guys believe 2018 is almost over?

As I sit at my desk listening to "thank u, next" (it's been stuck in my head for 16 consecutive days now, and I'm beginning to wonder if Ariana Grande has used some Josie and the Pussycats style subliminal messaging), I get a DM on Instagram.

Pete and Ariana may not have made it down the aisle, but one of the other whirlwind couples of 2018 just did.

"I want it when I want it, I don't check the price I just swipe that," goes the hook of Malu Trevejo's new song, "Swipe Dat", out today.

The time has come.

It's been a couple weeks since Ariana Grande dropped "thank u, next," and I'm still not really over it.

You may think Gen Z is all bad dance moves and Fortnite, but Dr.

I don’t know one person on the planet that isn’t excited for this year to be over.

Hello friends—those of you who are still here with me.

If you’ve ever Googled anything related to your health, you’ve probably been bombarded by a billion articles claiming a variety of useless diagnoses.

The day you’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived: our third book, When’s Happy Hour?, is out now!

I don’t want you to feel attacked, but I’m sure you have many habits that attribute to your skin looking dull from time to time.

From watching pimple popping videos to watching the Vanderpump Rules cast self-destruct on national television, it’s pretty obvious that we love watching f*cked up sh*t.

As we’ve already discussed, Larry David is a huge betch.

Listen up, freshmen.

Healthy chocolate desserts sounds like an oxymoron, but like many things in life (calorie-free ways to get drunk, easy cheats to get a bikini body in 48 hours, zero-calorie foods), countless hours and millions of questionable blog posts have been dedicated on how to do the impossible.

Like any betch, I’m constantly complaining, and usually, it’s about my stomach.

You know those days where if you get one more email, you’re going to throw your iPhone under the subway?

What does a betch love more than her iPhone or a bottle glass of wine?

It’s Halloween betches, and it’s time to get spooky AF.

It's easy to get caught in the marketing traps of credit card companies, especially for first-time owners.

If you have an Instagram account, chances are you follow a few influencers to stave off the boredom while waiting in line for your iced coffee every morning, and like, motivate you to occasionally do a sit-up.

Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by your mirror, front-facing camera, or the reflection of yourself in a glass of wine *entire population slowly raises their hands*.

Paddling the pink canoe, hitchhiking south, feelin’ yourself… whatever you call it, we’re here to tell you that masturbation is an essential part of your self-care routine—and way more fun than a bath bomb or a yoga class (unless it’s goat yoga, obvs).

Want more honest career advice?

Once you've been weaned off The Bank of Daddy and are forced to deal with your own finances, sh*t can get pretty scary.

At the start of the summer, I decided to go vegan.

It was the start of the summer.

If you're any sort of EDM fan, you're probably well aware of Alesso's music.

Dr.

Today is Sofia Richie's birthday, which means now she only has one more year until she can legally drink.

It’s safe to say that this season of The Bachelorette has been the most dramatic season ever a wild ride from the start for all Bachelorette fans.

In all the news of celebrities getting engaged after .25 seconds of dating, you might have missed that Leonardo DiCaprio has a new girlfriend.

For those of you who have been living under a rock, spent your Sunday hungover, or just came out of a coma, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian are in a huge fight.

In case you missed it, everyone’s favorite male model, Jordan Kimball, was with us on Monday night to watch (and react to) The Men Tell All.

If you’re like me and outdoor activities ain’t really your thing, except for only in your Insta life, then Netflix really is the greatest activity you have to look forward to.

Update 7/25/2018: A representative for Demi Lovato says she's awake and recovering with her family.