50
Shades
Of
Betch

In the LGBTQ community, there are always lots of important issues to be addressed.

Well, my fellow betches, I was wrong.

Hi friends.

On Wednesday evening, the internet collectively screamed due to the news that Meryl Streep is joining the cast of Big Little Lies.

If there’s one thing that The Real Housewives of New York City has taught us over the years, it’s that nothing keeps Countess Luann de Lesseps down for long.

This morning, Hollywood woke up early to congratulate itself on another great year, and by that we mean the Oscar nominations were announced.

We all know that capitalism is the root of evil in the world, which is the only possible explanation for these dolls that are allegedly supposed to look like Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.

You might not think your 2018 is off to a great start, but it could be worse.

Valentine’s Day is coming up, which means it’s time for another reminder about how love is fucking dead.

Do you ever forget that Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid are dating, and then when you remember it ruins your whole day?

We’re really going to need an upgrade on our health insurance plan, because there’s a 100% chance these Kardashian pregnancies are going to give us a heart attack.

It’s been a while since we had something really juicy to talk about, but thankful Taylor Swift’s new music video dropped today, and here we are.

Hello there, and welcome back to the Kylie Jenner Pregnancy Rumor Channel.

In some of this week’s most satisfying news, it might not be amazing to be Harvey Weinstein right now.

Everyone knows at least one person who has to make some big statement every time something happens in their life.

We’re only one week into 2018, but we’ve already found what might be our favorite/least favorite thing of the year.

We’re only a little more than a week into 2018, but the endless cycle of celebrity relationships has no chill.

The Golden Globes were last night, and as usual there were a few surprises among the winners.

Now that we finally know for sure that Khloé Kardashian is pregnant, it feels like there’s a giant weight lifted off our shoulders.

Over the past year, Bella Thorne has made some, um, interesting life choices.

The holidays are a time that’s all about giving, and the story behind Luann de Lesseps’ arrest last weekend just keeps on giving.

By now, it should be old news to you that Prince Harry is engaged to Meghan Markle.

Okay, listen up, we’ve got major shit to talk.

Christmas is the time of year when all the most annoying people in your life usually decide to get engaged, and apparently famous people are no different.

Well, well, well, it looks like someone was a little naughty over the Christmas weekend.

2017 has been an absolutely wild year in many ways, and now that it’s finally coming to an end it feels like a good time to stop and take a breather.

Last week, we discussed how Selena Gomez’s family was reportedly not super thrilled about her reunion with Justin Bieber, and how they probably weren’t spending Christmas together because of the tensions.

Last week, Taylor Swift took to Instagram to brag about how she’s had the best year ever, and it’s probably gotten better since then.

President Trump’s Twitter definitely takes the cake for most problematic social media account of all time anyone in his family, but Donald Trump Jr.’s Instagram might be a close second.

Since Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez got back together this fall, there have been very few details and lots of speculation about the particulars of their relationship 2.0.

Today is Taylor Swift’s birthday, and we didn’t want to let it pass without doing anything.

Okay, we might be a little too invested in the Victoria’s Secret Angels.

Today is Nicki Minaj’s 34th birthday, and the day wouldn’t have been complete without honoring this true queen.

Great news!

With all the Kardashian pregnancy news going around, it can be easy to forget that our favorite kind-of-member of the family, Scott, is still just busy being a hoe.

The Kardashians are many things: savvy businesswomen, personal testaments to the wonders of silicone, and most importantly, pettiness extraordinaires.

We normally don’t really give a shit about other people’s birthdays, but there are always exceptions.

This fall, while everyone has been busy talking about the Mueller investigation and when Trump will get indicted, we’ve been focused on investigating something more important: the mysterious Kardashian pregnancies.

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is one of the biggest nights of the year.

If there’s anything the Kardashians do well, it’s being super fucking extra for the holidays.

If you brought a new boyfriend home to Thanksgiving and you’re still together as you’re reading this, congratulations.

The American Music Awards are pretty pointless.

There are only six weeks left this year, and most of 2017 has been a big mess.

Every year around this time, the folks at People get together and decide who’s going to be the year’s Sexiest Man Alive.

Here’s something that’ll really shock you: Scott Disick might be doing something kind of fucked up.

Welcome home fam, you’ve arrived.

Friends fans, rejoice.

Now that Blac Chyna’s many feuds with the Kardashian family seem to have calmed down for the moment, she’s finally free to focus on her career.

It's 2017, and we live in a relentless era of fuckboys.

Okay friends, it’s time to face a harsh reality: Teresa Giudice hasn’t been the same since she came back from prison.