The Top 10 Foods To Shame Eat During The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is one of the biggest nights of the year. Sure, the models have been starving themselves and spending crazy hours in the gym for months, but it’s also a big night for us. It’s a time when our self-esteem becomes especially fragile, and we start to have strange feelings of not being perfect. We’re here to say that it’s okay. You might not look like Adriana Lima, but at least you can eat all of these delicious foods. Don’t kid yourself and say you’re going on a diet starting tonight—just lean in and shame eat these good-but-bad-for-you foods.

1. Chicken Wings

Victoria’s Secret loves wings, so why not take that literally? Get messy! Bonus: You’ll get as gross on the outside as you feel inside.

Chicken Wings

2. Angel Food Cake

Continue the angel theme into dessert by cutting yourself a fat slice of cake. The cake is nice and light—just the opposite of you.

3. Vodka

Okay this isn’t food, but here’s your gentle reminder that you should also be getting drunk rn. Drake warns against mixing vodka with emotions, but there’s always an exception to every rule.


4. Burgers

Kendall talks all the time about how she loves burgers, so you can eat one for her! She’ll finally have a reason to be jealous of you.

5. Pizza

We recommend ordering a large pizza and just shoving it in your fucking face when you see the fantasy bra. 


6. Nachos

Eat one chip for every model who walks down the runway—you’ll be full and they’ll still be sad and hungry.

7. Candy

Lots of candy. Keep this on hand for the commercial breaks between your main courses.


8. Vodka

Did we say vodka?

9. Popcorn

To be eaten throughout. This is a TV spectacular, after all.


10. Ice Cream

Grab a pint of Ben & Jerry’s and dig in when Alessandra has her big moment on stage before she retires. Everybody hurts, okay?

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