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Yesterday, we told you all about how Selena Gomez dumped The Weeknd and has almost certainly gone back to sleeping with Justin Bieber.

There were two types of people on Thursday night: the ones who were getting blackout in costumes for Halloweekend, and everyone who stayed in with their cats to watch Taylor Swift's "...Ready For It?" video drop.

Remember last week, when we talked about how Taylor Swift had been prancing around London shooting a music video and generally being the worst?

We’ve always felt a deep connection with Scott Disick.

Well ladies, it’s Friday, and that means that Ms.

It’s been a quiet few weeks on the Taylor-Swift-Doing-The-Absolute-Most-O-Meter (patent pending), but that’s about to end.

It’s now been weeks since we first got news of the alleged Kardashian pregnancy pact, and we’re still waiting for official confirmation that Kylie and Khloé are really pregnant.

NeNe Leakes is coming back to Real Housewives of Atlanta next month, and it looks like we can expect plenty of drama from the new season.

If you were hoping for some sort of official announcement about Kylie Jenner’s rumored pregnancy, don’t hold your breath.

The blossoming relationship between Scott Disick and 19-year-old Sofia Richie has had everyone talking for the past couple weeks, but not everyone shares the same opinion.

It’s been a couple years since Iggy Azalea was anywhere close to the top of the charts, and it looks like she’s been living a little too, um, fancy.

By now, we’ve finally had a chance to recover from the earth-shattering Kardashian pregnancy news that dominated last week.

We felt like this day might never come, but no one lives forever.

Ten years later, the Kardashians still know exactly how to give us fucking whiplash.

If you’re still getting used to the news of Kylie Jenner’s pregnancy, don’t worry, you’re not the only one.

On Friday afternoon, news of Kylie Jenner’s alleged pregnancy spread around the world faster than you can get herpes from sharing a lip kit.

In case you haven’t noticed, Hollywood isn’t that good at coming up with new ideas.

The old Taylor might be dead, but she still has some legal matters to take care of before she can go away for good.

Something about Ryan Phillippe has always seemed a little bit off to us, and now we know what.

If you thought love wasn’t dead, think again.

When it comes to relationships, Leonardo DiCaprio has a very clear type: model, hot, and significantly younger than him.

On Tuesday, Apple had their annual event where they talk a lot about how they’re the most amazing company ever, and then they unveil a new iPhone that makes the tech world collectively jizz their pants.

Well, friends, it’s finally here.

We knew things wouldn’t go well the second ABC picked a total rando to be this season’s Bachelor, but honestly things might be worse than we even thought.

We all know those people who are way too into their gyms.

Just when we thought Prince William and Kate Middleton literally couldn’t get any more perfect, on Monday they announced that they’re expecting another child together.

Today marks the 20th anniversary of Princess Diana’s tragic death, and it’s still one of the saddest days in betchy history.

In case you haven’t been paying attention, things in Texas aren’t so good right now.

Pretty Little Liars had approximately seven million characters, and most of them were sketchy AF.

It’s 2017.

Katy Perry in 2017 is kind of like a car crash that we just can’t look away from, and she’s sort of outdone herself with the brand new video for her song, “Swish Swish.” The video is a disaster, and we’ll talk about it in a minute, but first we have to deal with something more pressing: the psycho Taylor Swift stans.

If you’re starting college this fall, you’re probably v stressed about a lot of things right now, but of all the things you have to worry about (Will I gain the freshman 15?

Yesterday, we told you about Taylor Swift’s self-imposed social media blackout, and talked about all the things it might mean.

Taylor Swift has been in the news recently for winning her sexual harassment lawsuit, but other than that it’s been months since we’ve heard from her.

It’s that time of year again: a new army of skanks 18-year-old betches are spreading their wings and heading to our nation's best party schools universities.

It’s still only August, but it seems like celebrities are scrambling to make sure they’re on Santa’s nice list this year.

While most of the world is still recovering from the tragic news of Chris Pratt and Anna Faris’ breakup, we, the hard-hitting journalists of the world, have different celebrity couples to move on to.

Kylie now has her own reality show, Life of Kylie, which premiered this past weekend.

We’re more than halfway through 2017, and it’s kind of been the worst year ever.

Subscription boxes like Birchbox and Ipsy are a fun way to try some new products that you might not buy for yourself, but some are a better investment than others.

Over the weekend, Whitney Port became the newest member of The Hills mommy club, giving birth to a baby boy.

In case you haven’t heard, Cara Delevingne has a new movie out, and it’s a big fucking flop at the box office.

Drake, aka the nicest fanboy in rap, has taken his reputation as hip-hop's over-eager bar mitzvah boy to the next level with his latest tattoo.

Yesterday, 16-year-old girls everywhere got some upsetting news when Justin Bieber announced he’s canceling the rest of his world tour.

If you ever went on a group trip to any major city in middle school, there’s a decent chance you spent an hour or two at Madame Tussauds wax museum.

If you feel like you had a rough weekend, this story will 100% make you feel better about your life and choices.

Selena Gomez, our favorite oversexualized adult baby and most-followed person on Instagram, is back with a new single, and the accompanying video clip honestly makes us cringe more than a little bit. Here’s some background: the new song is called Fetish.

By now, you’ve probably figured out that this weekend is the season premiere of Game of Thrones.

Last week, JAY-Z (he wants us to capitalize it now lol) put out a new album that you probably haven’t listened to because you’re not the kind of girl who pays for Tidal when you already have Spotify.

It’s been about a week since Rob Kardashian’s Instagram revenge porn spree, and Blac Chyna isn’t wasting any time making sure people are on her side.