Kylie Hosted The Most Extra Thanksgiving Ever & You Have To See The Photos

If there’s anything the Kardashians do well, it’s being super fucking extra for the holidays. Also selfies, but that’s not what we’re here to talk about. This year, Kylie Jenner hosted the big family Thanksgiving, and social media showed us that she did the absolute most.

To host a Kardashian Thanksgiving, you of course have to start with the world’s longest dining room table. It’s unclear where this gigantic table comes from, but it would absolutely not fit in your house. Kylie’s table also has modern chairs that look like they’re different lip kit shades, because why would she have any other chairs? She is an icon of interior design.

The plates at the table have the word “Thankful” printed on them, which is cool because that means they’re literally only ever going to be used once. Like, we could probably pay our rent for the next three months with the money they spent on those plates. Whatever, we’re not going to get worked up over this.

The food, for the most part, looked pretty normal. Turkey, cranberries, stuffing—there were no giant salads in plastic bowls from what we could see. Where the Kardashians turned all the way up, however, was dessert. Kylie Snapchatted an elaborate display of donuts and chocolate-dipped pretzels perched on some kind of tree, and there were also some kind of chocolate pumpkins, as well as little gingerbread pies. None of these are something a normal person could make at home.

So Kylie might not be saying anything about her alleged pregnancy, but it certainly looks like she’s eating for two. Even though our Thanksgiving table will probably never look like this, we’re thankful that we have all of you to talk shit with. It means more than custom plates ever could.