36 Iconic Britney Spears Moments For Her 36th Birthday

We normally don’t really give a shit about other people’s birthdays, but there are always exceptions. Our parents, a few close friends, and Britney fucking Spears. That’s right, it’s the Princess of Pop’s 36th birthday on December 2nd, and we couldn’t leave for the weekend without giving her a proper birthday celebration. So enjoy this walk down memory lane of Brit’s iconic moments, both good and bad.

1. That time she literally performed with a snake.

Britney Spears

2. When she showed up to the grocery store in this incredible outfit.

Britney Spears

3. The time she definitely thought Ryan Seacrest was gay.

Britney Spears

4. When the “Work Bitch” video actually changed our lives.

Work Bitch Britney Spears

5. When she and Justin gave us some of the best/worst outfits of ALL TIME.

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake

6. When she shaved her head and the world basically exploded.

Britney Spears Shaved Head

7. That one time she casually made out with Madonna on live TV.

Britney Madonna Kiss

8. The “Gimme More” performance that nearly killed us.

Britney Spears

9. When we recently found out that she’s like, a talented painter.

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10. When she low-key became a gymnast.

Britney Spears

11. The great blessing that is Crossroads.

Crossroads Britney Spears

12. When the “Toxic” video made us want to be sexual flight attendants.

Toxic Britney Spears

13. When she said that men could suck her fucking toe.

Britney Spears Suck My Toe

14. When she went to Mars or something and we were shooketh.

Britney Spears

15. The most perfect three words anyone can say.

It's Britney Bitch

16. When she had an S&M pillow fight with Rihanna.

Britney Spears Rihanna

17. The time she absolutely slayed us with this red carpet look.

Britney Spears

18. The umbrella smash heard ’round the world.

Britney Spears Umbrella

19. When she rode a giant fucking guitar.

Britney Spears

20. Queen of coherent tweets!

Britney Spears Tweet

21. That tragic reality show with her and K-Fed.

Britney Spears

22. Every face she made as a judge on The X-Factor.

Britney Spears X Factor

23. No really, every single face.

Britney Spears X Factor

24. *DJ Khaled voice* ANOTHA ONE.

Britney Spears

25. When she learned to lie about being a good girl.

Britney Spears

26. That one time she allegedly spit on Demi Lovato.

Demi Lovato Britney Spears

27. When she gave every girl a super easy Halloween costume idea.

Hit Me Baby One More Time

28. We couldn’t forget about her Mouseketeer days.

Britney Spears

29. Her infamous 55-hour marriage.

Britney Spears Marriage

30. When she thought Colton Haynes was just some random fan with a nice ass.

Colton Haynes Britney Spears

31. When she brought her sons to the Smurfs 2 premiere and we were all dying.

Britney Spears Surfs 2

32. Queen of getting over her loneliness.

Britney Spears My Loneliness

33. That time she looked unbelievably good in her tiny outfit at the VMAs.

Britney Spears

34. That questionable song she did with Iggy Azalea.

Iggy Azalea Britney Spears

35. When we were all told to kindly leave her the fuck alone.

Leave Britney Alone

36. But what are we talking about, her whole life has been iconic.

Britney Spears

Happy Birthday Britney!