50
Shades
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Betch

Close your eyes and think back with us to early 2015.

Natalie Portman, black swan of our hearts and arguably one of the most perfect people on the planet, is a new mother again.

Hey Upper East Siders.

Last week, Beyoncé devastated a few hundred thousand people when she pulled the ultimate betch move and got a doctor’s note to get out of performing at Coachella.

To Anyone Who Aspires To Have a Wedding, Pretty much every girl dreams about her wedding day, and everyone’s dream wedding looks different.  That being said, there’s one important rule that needs to be stated.

By now, we all know that the Oscars ended with a trainwreck of a Best Picture announcement.

It's Presidents Day, which calls for a very special broast of our one, the only, Supreme Leader President Donald J.

The Weeknd turns 27 today, so last weekend he celebrated as any functioning adult would: a huge surprise party at Dave & Buster’s in Hollywood.

Think all the way back to January 1st.

If you’ve given up on your childhood dreams of becoming a runway model, we have good news.

Congrats fam, we officially made it through week one in Trump’s America.

As fully functioning adults, we all know it can be a struggle to figure out what to do with your friends that’s not just getting fucked up.

Lifetime Movies have a long history of being pretty terrible, and this is especially true when they’re about celebrities.

This weekend, bad-ass women all over the world marched to prove that we’re not going anywhere, and it was awesome.

Donald Trump’s inauguration is tomorrow.

Start working on your bend and snap technique, because Reese Witherspoon is totally down for a third Legally Blonde movie.

Ever since we got evidence of Selena Gomez and The Weeknd hooking up, everyone has been eager to turn her and Bella Hadid into bitter enemies.

Remember last year when there were all those rumors that Kourtney Kardashian and Justin Bieber were hooking up?

The Kardashians probably thought they were done dealing with robberies after 2016, but it wasn’t to be.

Natalie Portman is pregnant AF, so she chose a sensible yellow Prada dress that was probably a leftover from the Jackie set.

You know what they always say: Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

It’s now been almost two months since the presidential election, but it’s still unclear exactly how all this shit went down.

Dear Oversharers, There's nothing wrong with New Year's resolutions.