Carrie
Betchshaw

Bikini szn is fast approaching, and you know what that means: Time to try on bathing suits, wonder what the hell happened to the ab crack you totally had last summer, remember that you spent the whole winter eating mozzarella sticks, and then look up where your gym is actually located so you can use that membership you forgot about once August hit.

Group workout classes are great.

Anxiety is like the girl who consistently shows up to your parties uninvited.

Unless you've been mia for the past few years, you know that biotin is the holy grail for fabulous hair, nails, and skin.

Planning sucks, and bachelorette parties are a ton of work.

I've been doing some form of hair removal for as long as I can remember.

I am unashamed of my obsession with the Bachelor and Bachelorette franchise.

Adulting is hard af.

It's been 14 years since Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt separated due to "irreconcilable differences" (whatever TF that means), and I am still feeling the pain.

Nothing is worse than being down to have sex but feeling uncomfortable taking off your clothes.

According to Urban Dictionary (aka the most credible source for sexual terms), a kink is a "sexual taste" specifically for a person or behavior.

I'm sure we all have our fair share of awkward sex stories.

A doppelgänger is defined as someone who looks like someone else, but is not related to them, and I am genuinely convinced that everyone has a doppelgänger somewhere in the world.

We think that kids believe the stupidest things, but turns out, so do adults.

I know working out is good for my health, will help me have a longer life, blah blah blah.

We all love reading about our zodiac signs, even though horoscopes might not be the most scientifically accurate.

I've got a fine relationship with my vagina.

Whenever there is anything wrong with me, the advice I always get is "drink more water." A headache?

We all know Cosmo is THE Bible when it comes to anything sex-related, or at least they like to act like it.

I have to be honest, I'm not a huge Valentine's Day person.

Now that winter is in full swing, my skin has officially lost all its moisture.

Shower sex can seem like a good idea, and if done right, it can be.

Most people may only associate frizzy hair with the hot, summer weather.

2019 is finally here, so we can all pretend to put our 2018 bullsh*t behind us.

Christmas is officially over.

A guide that truly sleighs.

It's officially winter.

2018 is coming to a close, and is it just me, or did this year feel like forever?

Congrats, you can skip the gym (again).

Celebrity scandals are what I live for.

Wow, it's been one hell of a year.

With all these dating apps gaining a shit ton of popularity, I can't help but wonder when is the best season to start dating.

"Netflix and Chill" has become such a popular concept for a reason.

Celebrities' private lives are rarely private.

I'm one of those girls who is obsessed with all things weddings.

Most of us dread the thought of our high school days.

It's hard to keep up with all the celebrity news these days.

What's weirder than random AF celebrity couples?

I'm going to be honest, I was never a dating app user for myself.

Love conspiracy theories?

Don't lie, almost (if not all) your Instagram photos have been edited in some sort of way.

Bachelor Nation never ceases to amaze us with the absurdity that puts their contestants people in the limelight.

You read that correctly.

Hollywood is notorious for strange celebrity couples, but sometimes the age difference between two people is so large, people wonder if he’s her father or boyfriend.

Let me start this post off by saying injuries during sex aren't extremely common.

Leonardo DiCaprio is getting engaged.

Us Torontonians live and breathe for the cute Instagrams at outdoor bars in the summer.

Don't lie and say you haven't binge watched dozens of TV shows.

Celebrities, they're just like us.

I never really got why people used nicknames for their SO.