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What Your New Year's Eve Plans Say About You

Christmas is officially over. I know, it’s very sad, but I promise you will continue to see Christmas lights on houses for weeks to come. But the next biggest celebration is New Year’s Eve. Honestly, I find it rather underwhelming, but some people go all out, and that really tells you what kind of people we are. Here is a list of common New Year’s Eve plans so you can see what it says about you.

1. Watching The Ball Drop In Person

You are a ballsy person and I salute you. You do what you want, no matter how many people tell you not to. Standing in the freezing cold for hours on end sounds like a nightmare to me, but you do you. There will be tons of pushing and shoving, way worse than a busy night at your favorite bar. You’ll be tired and cold, so bundle up. You are the kind of person who loves adventure but does not think about the consequences. So remember, if you complain about any of the above, you did this to yourself and I have no sympathy.

2. Getting Wasted At A Club

If your NYE plans involve a ton of alcohol and dancing in a crowded club, you are the one who rounds up your friends to go out, always. We love you and we hate you, but every time we go out with you, we have fun. You are outgoing, free-spirited, and know how to have a good time. You may not be the most grown-up person in your friend group but fuck it, at least you aren’t boring.

3. Staying Home…Alone

Either you had a super crazy year and just need a break or you’re boring af. Staying home alone on New Year’s Eve is kinda depressing, IMO. You probably won’t stay up until midnight, eh? That doesn’t sound like the worst thing in the world. Okay, maybe I take it back — that honestly sounds ideal. Just don’t let this be a precedent for your whole year. It’s okay to be a homebody, but try and hang out with the people going to a club on New Year’s Eve once and a while, it’ll do you some good.

4. House Party

Going to a house party on New Year’s Eve makes me think that you are super content with the people you have in your life. You don’t feel the need to go out and meet someone new. You are chill and more go with the flow. But just because you aren’t getting plastered at a club doesn’t mean you can’t ring in the New Year wasted (with your head in the toilet, possibly). Respect.

5. Obsessing Over Your Midnight Kiss

No matter where you spend the New Year, you are going to introduce 2024 in the way you spent your entire 2023: obsessing over your latest crush. You will express your stress of who you will kiss on New Year’s to anyone who will listen. Will you try and go for your crush? Will you go for someone more “attainable” to make your crush jealous? Will you decide to be an independent woman and not kiss anyone? Remember, you are not defined by who you kiss, so let loose and try to have fun.

Carrie Betchshaw
I'm just a regular 'ol Toronto gal who just so happens to publically write about her sex life online.