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You may have heard the term "gerrymandering" recently and thought to yourself, "who tf is Gerry, what tf is mandering, and why tf should I care?" Perfect, you came to the right place.

Wow, another great day to be a woman/alive.

Finally, some good news: The Sup now has a weekly podcast based on our Facebook Live show!

Not to be a bitch, but some good things have happened since Trump was elected.

Last night millions of people tuned in to see if the President of the United States could pull off the incredible task of reading a pre-written script.

It’s 2018 and even the Grammys are political now.

Incredible news: Casey Affleck has announced his plan to fuck off during this year's Academy Awards.

You’ve probably heard someone start a sentence with, “So, I’ve been listening to this podcast…” and immediately wanted to punch them in their pretentious face.

Everybody stop what you’re doing — there is a movement taking the nation by storm and it’s crucial that you know about it.

If you’re not spending every waking hour on the verge of a panic attack, are you even really living?

Lindsay Lohan is continuing her journey of being the most extra betch in the game with her latest endeavor of fucking off to Dubai to “design an island.” I know what you’re thinking: WTF does designing an island even mean, and where do I sign up?

I think we can all agree that every day is a waking nightmare that may or may not end in a nuclear war depending on what the stable genius illiterate bag of orange farts in a suit over in the Oval Office feels like tweeting that day.

Good morning, our president is an asshole.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the world is literally crumbling around us and it’s time to cut back on skinny vanilla lattes with no whip and put your money towards things that actually matter.

Sure, Ivanka is the hottest Trump, but she also looks like a barbie-robot brought to life by an IV of white wine spritzer.

Ugh, we’re so sorry to have to tell you this, but the Democratic Party attempted to make a Mean Girls reference and they didn’t even ask for our help.

The Golden Globes are usually nothing more than a night of gorgeous billionaires getting together and giving themselves awards, and at least a few LOL moments for us when some stars show up in the ugliest effing skirt we’ve ever seen.

Just when you thought 2018 was already doomed to be a series of unfortunate events, it came through with something I have literally written my own version dreamed of: an Official Trump Burn Book.

We’re only three days into 2018 and Trump is already causing drama.

Now that we successfully remained blackout for the entirety of made it through 2017, it’s time to start looking toward the future.

I think we can all agree that 2017 was the worst, mostly thanks to the fact that we had Donald Twitter-Fingers as our fucking president.

Good news: some racist asshole is stepping down from his position because everyone hates him.

Oh, great, the Palins are back in the news, and this time it’s for Track - yes, "Track" - beating up his dad.

Welp, another day, another nightmare.

Trump didn’t win the popular vote, but he should definitely win the award for “World’s Pettiest Twitter Troll.” It’d be one thing if he was actually good at throwing shade, but he can’t even pull off being a raging bitch.

Happy Monday!

Ugh, Matt Damon is back on his bullshit, and this time he’s saying a bunch of offensive word vomit about sexual misconduct.

If you’re looking for another embarassment to add your burn book long list of things that the Trumps are terrible at, we’ve got you.

If the 2016 election taught us anything it’s that America has no problemo electing a fuckboy.

Today is full of good news and it’s honestly a little unsettling to be receiving push notifications that don’t fill us with overwhelming dread.

Today is the day we see if a legit child molester will win a seat in the Senate, so it seems like as good a time as any to bring up another fugly creep who for some reason is allowed to exist work in politics.

A recent article in the failing New York Times reported that thicc boi Donnie Trump drinks 12 diet cokes a day, and it honestly might be the most devastating news we’ve heard all year, because we can totally relate.