Last night millions of people tuned in to see if the President of the United States could pull off the incredible task of reading a pre-written script. A warning to all future American presidents: be careful not to trip over the bar set so low before you. As it turns out, Trump can, in fact, read. Am I surprised? Truly. Am I impressed? Are you fucking kidding? A presidenting being literate should not be making headlines.
But just because Trump managed to deliver a speech without referring to entire nations as “shitholes,” doesn’t mean that the State of the Union was…good. I mean, it was essentially a racist, sexist smoked ham standing at a podium and saying a bunch of vague shit that was mostly untrue, and being met with applause breaks from his army of skanks Republicans. The only good part of last night was people taking to twitter to drag Trump’s lumpy ass. We put together a list of the most savage tweets about the #SOTU for your viewing pleasure. Spoiler alert: a lot of them are from our own Twitter account because sometimes you have to put your shame aside and face the fact that you are the best in the mothafuckin game.
@Betches_Sup
https://twitter.com/Betches_Sup/status/958542513241034754[/embed]
@patwiselive
https://twitter.com/patwiselive/status/958533702690267136[/embed]
@HireMeImFunny
https://twitter.com/HireMeImFunny/status/958566102669447168[/embed]
@aparnapkin
https://twitter.com/aparnapkin/status/958593467243954178[/embed]
@Betches_Sup…again
https://twitter.com/Betches_Sup/status/958541160720543744[/embed]
@suesmith666
https://twitter.com/suesmith666/status/958530131970154497[/embed]
@KeatonPatti
https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti/status/958527885056401408[/embed]
@mariskreizman
https://twitter.com/mariskreizman/status/958532143575191552[/embed]
@NoahGarfinkel
https://twitter.com/NoahGarfinkel/status/958538068968988672[/embed]
@SarahKSilverman
https://twitter.com/SarahKSilverman/status/958553670139854848[/embed]
@samttaggart
https://twitter.com/samttaggart/status/958129545525235712[/embed]
@lasteve423
https://twitter.com/lasteve423/status/958522694735036416[/embed]
And One More Time for @Betches_Sup
https://twitter.com/Betches_Sup/status/958537524170936320[/embed]
I guess the moral of the story is that the state of the union is…no bueno, and you should follow @Betches_Sup on Twitter.
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