Lindsay Lohan Says She Wants To Be The Next Trump

Lindsay Lohan is continuing her journey of being the most extra betch in the game with her latest endeavor of fucking off to Dubai to “design an island.” I know what you’re thinking: WTF does designing an island even mean, and where do I sign up? TBH we’re not really sure how one goes about casually creating an island for themselves, but if anyone can do it, it’s our girl Lindz.

Lohan appeared on the Wendy Williams Show on Friday, where she revealed her big plans, telling Wendy that she’s “out-Trumping Trump,” confirming my suspcions that she will, someday, be president. She has also dropped her European accent because I guess she’s done with that. I guess sometimes you get bored of one thing and then have to name an island after yourself.

Lohan told Williams, “I have a lot of little projects there because I like to keep busy. So, when I’m finished filming [British sitcom] Sick Note, I can go back to Dubai, start the lipstick, discuss that and then design this island — Lohan Island.

Sure, sure, sure. We’ve all been there.

We can’t wait to see how Lohan Island (LOL) turns out. Hopefully everyone has to wear house arrest anklets and bikinis and there’s a rehab on every block.

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Irene Merrow
Irene Merrow
Irene makes jokes, understands politics, and has legit perfect eyebrows, all in a day’s work. Dumb bitch women really can have it all! This bio took her three days and five nightmares to write.