Today is full of good news and it’s honestly a little unsettling to be receiving push notifications that don’t fill us with overwhelming dread. Omarosa Manigault has announced that she will be getting TF out of the White House, and will be doing so on the anniversary of Trump’s inauguration no less. Pretty appropriate way to celebrate the worst day in history if you ask me.
For those of you who don’t know, Omarosa is a former Apprentice star and the highest profile African-American aide to get a spot in Trump’s White House. She served as director of communications for the Office of Public Liaison, whatever the fuck that means. You probably remember her from being extra AF when she had her 39-person bridal party to the White House for a photoshoot.
The White House commented, “Omarosa Manigault Newman resigned yesterday to pursue other opportunities. We wish her the best in future endeavors and are grateful for her service.” I assume by other opportunities they mean not slowly dying inside by working for the literal devil.
Omarosa’s bailing follows a slew of other resignations, including former chief of staff Reince Priebus, former chief strategist Steve Bannon, and former press secretary Sean Spicer. Dare I say I see a trend starting? So fetch.
It looks like no one wants to sit with Donald Trump, and we are here for it. I mean, they’re probably definitely all getting lowkey fired, but if this is the narrative the White House wants to go with, we’ll roll with it.
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