The Official Ranking Of Trump's Worst Tweets

Trump didn’t win the popular vote, but he should definitely win the award for “World’s Pettiest Twitter Troll.” It’d be one thing if he was actually good at throwing shade, but he can’t even pull off being a raging bitch. Like, how do you fuck that up? I’m pretty sure I threw shade before I took my first breath. We can go ahead and add content creation to the list of things Trump is terrible at, along with having regular sized hands and literally just doing his job. Anyway, we put together a list of some of his worst tweets, and it was even harder than picking out a lipstick shade at Sephora — there were just too many options.

Complaining About Fake News Instead of Commenting on the NYC Bombing

We’ll start with a recent one. Last week, Trump sent out an angry tweet about The New York Times (shocking), instead of commenting on the bombing at Port Authority that had literally just happened. Always great to see where the President’s priorities are.

Supporting a Literal Pedophile

While we’re on current events, here’s a casual reminder that our President publicly supported a dude who is banned from malls for trying to pick up underaged girls.

Being a Dick to the Mayor of San Juan

Remember when Trump insulted the woman who was literally running around the flooded streets of San Juan to save people, while he sat on his ass and tweeted? Good times.

The Infamous Rocket Man Tweet

So glad our Prez casually tweets things that could trigger a nuclear war at any moment.

The Time’s Person of the Year Lie Tweet

This is like the new girl in middle school who wanted everyone to like her so she said that Aaron Carter was her cousin but made sure to tell us not to look it up.

The National Anthem Bullshit

Tell us again how you’re not racist.

Some More Fake News Bullshit


We get it, you have a huge hard on for Fox News.

Calling the Russia Investigation a Witch Hunt

Pretty sure the biggest witch hunt in America was the literal one in Salem that killed hundreds of women. But okay.

Insulting Merly Streep

You literally cannot come at Meryl Streep. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism. Who am I kidding, Donald Trump doesn’t even know what feminism is.

Insulting Bette Midler

Okay, he needs to be stopped.

Saying Obama’s Birth Certificate Isn’t Real

Uh huh, and an “extremely credible source” called my office and told me I’m not the the one who drunkenly danced on the bar topless at the my office holiday party.

Implyig that Rape is Inevitable

Casual reminder that 19 women have accused Donald Trump of sexual misconduct.

Casually Being Sexist AF

He managed to completely disrespect two women in one tweet. Wow. Just wow.

Claiming He Has Respect For Women

I can’t.

Claiming to be the Emperor of Twitter

This article literally proves this to be false.

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Irene Merrow
Irene Merrow
Irene makes jokes, understands politics, and has legit perfect eyebrows, all in a day’s work. Dumb bitch women really can have it all! This bio took her three days and five nightmares to write.