Hannah
Chambers

Hannah Chambers is one of those people whose entire personality consists of Real Housewives references, taking pictures of her dog, and drinking out of an obnoxiously large water bottle. You can find her work in Cosmopolitan, Bustle, BravoTV.com, and more. Follow her on Instagram and Twitter @hanchambers

Stuff I Wrote

And None For Ramona Singer Bye: 'Real Housewives Of New York' Recap

By Hannah Chambers

This episode starts out with a montage of the housewives doing the exact shit you’d picture them doing if you were going to draw a caricature of them all.

Is Ramona The HBIC? 'Real Housewives Of New York' Recap

By Hannah Chambers

In case your Fourth of July bender has caused significant memory loss, I should probably remind you that this week's episode of Real Housewives of New York City is the second part of a group ski trip to Vermont.

Beach-Proof Phone Cases You And Your iPhone Need For Summer

By Hannah Chambers

Every betch has a day one that's been there for her through all of life's ups and downs.

Dorinda Is Hands Down The Best Housewife: 'Real Housewives Of New York City' Recap

By Hannah Chambers

This week's episode of Real Housewives of New York City includes a ski trip to Vermont (are these bitches ever NOT on vacation?), but perhaps the trip that made them really feel out of their element was the one they took in the opening scene.

5 Lightweight Summer Backpacks That Won't Cause Back Sweat

By Hannah Chambers

Complaining about the weather is totally one of our favorite pastimes, until shit gets real and we're actually like, sweaty or something.

8 High Leg Swimsuits That Will Make You Look Like An Instagram Model, In A Good Way

By Hannah Chambers

The high cut leg look is definitely the most popular swimwear trend this summer, which is probably due to the fact that everyone’s obsessed with looking “slim thick” aka what Kylie Jenner's post-surgery puberty body type is.

5 Workout Headbands That Will Convince People You Actually Exercise

By Hannah Chambers

There are plenty of things that OG Betch Blair Waldorf would love to complain about in the year 2017.

Ramona's Ponytail Is The Most Interesting Thing To Happen On 'RHONY' This Season

By Hannah Chambers

The beginning of this week's Real Housewives of New York City episode is kind of like Mean Girls in the sense that Carole sees a little spark of coolness in Tinsley and tries to take her under her wing.

8 Beach Hats That Won't Make You Look Stupid

By Hannah Chambers

Okay, so… it’s time for us to talk about hats and the weird shit you guys have been doing with them at the beach.

We Give Luann's Marriage Until The Reunion: 'Real Housewives Of New York City' Recap

By Hannah Chambers

This week’s episode of Real Housewives of New York City is the one where Luann finally gets married.

How To Dress For Work When It's Hot AF Outside But Freezing In Your Office

By Hannah Chambers

Being an adult is shitty year-round, but it especially blows in the summer when you have to figure out how to dress for work when it's really hot out.

Bring These Beauty Products To The Beach So You Don't Look Like A Hot Mess

By Hannah Chambers

There are two kinds of girls in the world.

Bethenny Is Being Personally Victimized By Ramona: 'Real Housewives Of New York City' Recap

By Hannah Chambers

This episode of Real Housewives of New York City really caught me off guard because normally, I don't pay attention to the first five minutes of the show. (And I literally get paid to watch it...

5 Trendy Pants That Are Perfect For Short Betches

By Hannah Chambers

Being short sucks.

5 Nail Polish Colors You Need To Try This Summer

By Hannah Chambers

It's basically summer, which means that you'll be wearing sandals and taking pictures holding fruity drinks in the air like, all of the time for the next few months.

Leave Platform Flip-Flops In The Early 2000s Where They Belong

By Hannah Chambers

I'm obsessed with early 2000s fashion.

Luann Is The Donald Trump Of Relationships: 'Real Housewives Of New York City' Recap

By Hannah Chambers

This week’s episode of Real Housewives of New York City was part two of however many episodes they're going to drag out this trip to the Berkshires for.

7 Chic Beach Cover-Ups That Won't Make You Look Like A Mom

By Hannah Chambers

If shopping for bikinis is as unenjoyable as going to a spin class with that friend of yours that's totally obsessed with spinning, then shopping for cover-ups is going to the gym and pretending to work out with your friend who is equally as lazy as you.

5 Accessories You Should Literally Never Buy

By Hannah Chambers

It’s no secret that most betches aren’t like… amazing at budgeting their money.

Dorinda's Birthday Sucks: 'Real Housewives Of New York' Recap

By Hannah Chambers

This week’s episode of Real Housewives of New York looks pretty promising as the cast are heading to Dorinda’s house in the Berkshires to celebrate her birthday, which is historically a giant shit show every single year.

The Most Flattering Leggings Pattern For Your Body Type & The Flaws You're Trying To Hide

By Hannah Chambers

Wearing leggings is pretty much the greatest experience in life, other than napping or being told that you're pretty.

What To Wear To Netflix & Chill Without Trying Too Hard

By Hannah Chambers

Guys always get pissed when you take a while to respond to that late "Netflix and chill?" text, but they really have no clue how much time and effort goes into the preparation on our end.

Is Luann "The Great Pretender" Or Is She Getting Played?

By Hannah Chambers

This episode of Real Housewives of New York City starts off with the RHONYs talking about Bethenny and Ramona's frenemy-ship, which is pretty much exactly where the last few have started. (And ended.

The Cutest Low Chunky Heel Sandals For Summer That Won't Cause You To Break An Ankle

By Hannah Chambers

For the past year or so, I've been pretty excited about the fact that fashion trends have been getting increasingly comfortable.

Does Anyone Else Think Ramona Is A Hoarder?

By Hannah Chambers

Apparently this week’s episode of Real Housewives of New York was rudely interrupted by a cable show run by a couple of middle school girls who have nothing better to do than bitch about the fact that nobody showed up to their friend’s birthday party.

These Totes Are Perfect For The Girl With A Lot Of Baggage

By Hannah Chambers

Whoever decided that describing betches who carry a lot of baggage with a negative connotation had it all wrong.

Coach Bought Kate Spade And Now They're Officially Over

By Hannah Chambers

It has been officially announced that Coach, the brand responsible for the designer bags every teenager threw at LEAST one total betch fit over in 2006, has bought Kate Spade for $2.4 billion (which is about $2.3 billion more than I thought Coach was even worth tbh).

May Is The Best Month For Shopping, So Here's Everything That Goes On Sale This Month

By Hannah Chambers

May is kind of a dud of a month when you think about it.

Bethenny Frankel Has Become A Dud

By Hannah Chambers

This week's RHONY was all about politics, which is annoying AF because I'm pretty sure that the whole point of ridiculous reality TV is to distract us from real life. Like, November was more depressing than My Dog Skip, so why tf are we reliving this shit?

How To Wear Lingerie Without Looking Like You're Trying Too Hard

By Hannah Chambers

Wearing lingerie without looking like you’re trying too hard is extremely difficult to achieve, mainly because lingerie at its core is one of the most extra inventions in history.

We Need To Make Sure Katy Perry Is OK

By Hannah Chambers

The Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Benefit, aka that #MetGala thing all the celebrities you follow on Instagram kept posting about last night, is basically the biggest fashion party of the year.

The Best Swimsuits For Your Summer Body, Or Lack Thereof

By Hannah Chambers

Swimwear shopping is the fucking worst.

Grown-Ass Women Need To Stop Wearing Lace

By Hannah Chambers

I used to think that spring was my favorite season because it meant it was finally warm enough to wear something other than sweaters and leggings, but without the humidity that makes my hair frizz.

Your Favorite 90s Sunglasses Are In Style Again & Here's Where To Get Them

By Hannah Chambers

Recently, celebrities have been wearing tiny oval sunglasses and I have a lot of mixed feelings about it.

5 Sneakers You Should Be Wearing Instead Of Your Basic Adidas Superstars

By Hannah Chambers

With the exception of a few pairs of heinous mom jeans and the fact that people are contouring their butts with glitter, 2017 has been a pretty sick year for trends so far.

All The Celebrity Coachella Fashion Choices That Disappointed Us This Weekend

By Hannah Chambers

Coachella weekend two was about as star-studded as the last bat mitzvah you attended, which kind of sucks for anyone who had shit to do besides dehydrate in the desert and was counting on scrolling through celebrity Instagram posts to ease the FOMO.

The Best Portable Phone Chargers So You Can Stop Bothering The Bartender

By Hannah Chambers

Much like blacking out at the pregame, having a dead phone is one of the fastest, most effective ways to ruin a night out.

5 Instagram Makeup Accounts For Your Coachella Inspo That Aren't Basic AF

By Hannah Chambers

Remember the chubby kid from elementary school gym class who always cost your kickball team a win?

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