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2017 has really been the bitch that killed everyone’s vibe, amiright?

Hello and welcome to the final episode of season six of Are You The One?—the show that you’re too ashamed to admit you watch but also gives you pride about your current life.

"I’m just a bill, yeah I’m only a bill, and I’m gonna fuck your whole life up." That’s the song, right?

Hello all.

Welcome back to the biggest hit on your self-esteem that comes around every year: the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show!

Last week’s episode was more lit than a Menorah on day eight, ya heard.

If there's one thing we all can agree are amazing, it's elephants.

HELLO AND WELCOME to without a doubt the most lit episode in AYTO history with the most fucking braindead bunch of degenerate fuckpoles you’ve ever seen.

If you think that elections are like, so last year, you’d be very wrong.

Hello people who weirdly read this recap/watch this show—aka my mom, the self-obsessed cast members, the Betches editor, and the people who are members of the cult-like Are You The One?

Before you like, totally go ahead and plan that post-grad Euro-trip you need to complete your Instagram aesthetic, you should probably like, know what the fuck is going on over there.

Welcome to another riveting episode of “Someone Who Worked On the Trump Campaign is a Shady Asshole." We seem to be having a lot of episodes lately.

This week on AYTO was kind of a doozy.

Here’s some not surprising news: Bill O’Reilly is a garbage bag of a human being.

Hi everyone, sorry this recap is late but either the weather change or my inability to drink fluids that aren’t of the fermented grape variety got me very sick.

Hi, it’s me, Betch Waldorf, your recapper.

The worst/best show on television is back and lucky for you, the worst/best recapper you know is back too.

Exciting times are coming, y’all.

Yo, Betch Waldorf here.

In the newest shitty/bizarre beauty trend—weirdly enough, not started by Kylie Jenner—“glitter tongues” have emerged.

Last night was an array of emotions for me.

After taking a quick break on writing these, nothing brings me more joy than to return to recaps and know that this is the final time I’ll have to write about this piece of shit show that has dicked me around for the past 7 fucking years.

Onto another thrilling week of Pretty Little Liars.

I know what you’re thinking: Wow Betch Waldorf missed the past two week’s recaps.

Let’s cut the crap mmmk?

2 episodes in, only 8 more to go until sweet freedom from this horrible show that has consumed me for far too long.

Finally, this stupid fucking show is coming to an end. #Tbt to my junior year of high school when it came on and all the actresses hadn’t gone through menopause yet.

Last week our band of degenerates got 9 beams.

I know, the recap is late, yadda yadda.

Hello everyone.

Catch Up On Last Week's 'Are You The One?' Recap: Hi, My Name Is Tyranny And I'm An Alcoholic Welcome back.

The Grammys is like the crazy, alcoholic aunt of award shows, and every year the fashion seems to get more fucking insane as celebrities continue to lose their goddamn minds.

Hear ye, hear fuckin’ ye, it’s basically the most magical day of 2017 so far and OBVIOUSLY that’s because it’s a day where Beyoncé fucks our shit up.  This morning, on February 1st, 2017 *writes date down in calendar as holiday* Queen Bey announced that she and Jay-Z are expecting TWINS.

Well, it’s Wednesday night and I’m a bottle of wine in.

We're excited to see another season of AYTO!