LindzLo Revolting Against Unfair No Adderall in Rehab Rule: Real World Roundup

Lindzlo wants to keep taking her addy in rehab. We don't get why everyone is so pissed – it's not her fault she and every other betch in the world has #109 ADD. Seriously, how else is lindz supposed to keep up with group therapy AND arranging secret coke deliveries?? Read article >>

In the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar Arabia, Kendall Jenner is claiming she's trying to gain weight because bullies called her too skinny. This is a real quote: “Calling someone too skinny is the same as calling someone too fat.” We're calling bullshit on this one, K. Based on her photoshoot, we have one question. By trying to gain weight you mean you don't eat anything and when you feel like you're about to faint you eat a cube of cheese, right? Here's a hint, instagramming your sushi is convincing fucking no one that you're eating it. Read article >>

New Jersey just banned #27 tanning for children under seventeen without parental consent. Pasty high school betches everywhere are planning their protests. This law is also a huge opportunity for cool moms everywhere. Of course you can lie in a cancerous tanning bed for two hours instead of doing your lab report honey, I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Read article >>

The Supreme Court is done hearing arguments in the gay marriage suit. We don't really know what's going on in the case, but we do know that our gay bffs should def be able to marry each other and that everyone is changing their fucking profile picture. Does this equal sign make me look skinny? Read article >>


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