Okay so we know that most betches are rich as fuck in addition to being overwhelmingly beautiful. But what happens when a betch's trust fund runs out and she still needs to save face at the Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic? Since being a betch is about a state of mind rather than the amount of dollars in your bank account, we've devised a handy system to fake it until you make it. Here's how to dress like you're in the 1% when you're not via our friends at Necessary Clothing.
For the Hamptons Betch
For the WASB betch who would actually step foot in church
For the Nicegirl We Love to Talk Shit About
For the betch who has 'Q-tip legs'
For every single betch whos favorite color is black
For the betch who attends classy equestrian shit
For the betch so skinny her thighs dont touch and likes to rave.
For the betch who wants to show off her back bones.
(Back bones are the new collar bones which were the new skinny arm duh)
So if you like this shit, come to their grand opening party party on Wednesday and drink with us on Canal Street. And if you don't, fuck you. We don't give a shit.