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In the wake of the Vegas shooting, we talk about our expert opinions on gun control, American society as a whole, Playboy and Hugh Hefner.

If you think you can maintain one kind of drunk all night, while still sipping on cranberry vodkas like your life depends on it, then you are delusional.

We talk about Ariel Winter's outfits (duh), Kylie Jenner’s upcoming child and Trump bashing the NFL.

Topics include the Laci Peterson documentary and our love for true crime, and a little bit about the Emmys.

Oh, short guys.

We talk about the Game Of Thrones season finale, Insecure, and answer listeners' questions about picking bridesmaids and breaking up with your immature boyfriend.

Betches brings you their brand new podcast "The Betchelor" presented by Stand Up NY Labs, a hilarious weekly podcast hosted by the founders of Betches and comedic authors of the famous weekly Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise Recaps on Betches.com.

The Betches discuss the Charlottesville rallies, the Taylor Swift sexual assault case, and Leonardo DiCaprio’s proclivity towards young models.

RHONY veteran, businesswoman, and philanthropist Jill Zarin's fifth annual Luxury Luncheon to benefit the International Thyroid Oncology Group (ITOG) was held in the Hamptons last weekend, attended by an impressive crew of Real Housewives from all over the nation including LuAnn D'Agostino, Ramona Singer, Tinsley Mortimer, Cindy Barshop, Gizelle Bryant, Marysol Patton, Kelly Bensimon, and many more.

The Betches discuss the Men Tell All on The Bachelorette and the Anthony Scaramucci situation.

As anyone who’s anyone who follows our Instagram would know, The Betches went to the Hamptons this summer and shit was crazy.

Last night’s surprise hometown dates were like, the most boring shit I’ve ever had to endure for two hours straight.

Wow.

This week on Betch Slapped, the Betches are joined by Johnny Bananas and Jenna Compono of this season of MTV's The Challenge.

Could these hometown dates have BEEN anymore terrifying?

Uranus is in town.

Weddings can be a joyous occasion.

This week the Betches talk about the Fourth of July, the Kanye/Jay Z & Rob Kardashian/Blac Chyna feuds, answer questions from a listener who wants to know if it’s ok to hook up with a guy that her friend has a history with, and play Would You Rather as well as Shoot, F*ck, Marry.

We co-host this episode with the girls from Bravo's Daily Dish Podcast and talk all things reality TV—Kim Kardashian's surrogate, updates on the recent Bachelor scandal, and a plethora of Vanderpump Rules-themed games.

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Last night on part two of the most boring season of The Bachelorette ever, Rachel dumped four people, watched an old couple make out, had her suitors channel their inner Viking and sent home a crying wrestler.

Last night on The Bachelorette we got to see the continuation of the subtly-racist-but-still-PC-enough-for-ABC subplot, and also trips to both the Hilton Head and Norway...does it get any whiter?

In this week's podcast, our guest is actress and model Brooklyn Decker.

If there's anything that The Betches know for sure, it's that Murphy's law—anything bad that can happen will happen—is nowhere more applicable than the times you run into your ex.

For many of us, the walk of shame is known as the embarrassing 10-block trudge home the morning after an unplanned, regrettable romp in some fuckboy's sheets.

Soooo about that alleged sexual assault situation on Bachelor in Paradise?

HEALTHCARE #SUPDATE Remember that whole health care bill thing that happened a while back?

Topics include the Bachelor In Paradise assault scandal & what it means to have consensual sex.

Catch up on last week's recap here!

Anyone who's ever stayed in on a weekend night (so like, all of us) has experienced the FOMO that comes along with a night of being responsible aka too hungover from the previous night.

This week on Betch Slapped we have an amazing episode featuring special guest Jared Freid.

Catch up on last week's 'Bachelorette' recap here!

The Betches discuss The Bachelorette premiere, the Katy vs.

Like every hot betch, you spend your Saturday night out at one of the hottest clubs and score the hottest pro at the bar.

Last night we met all of the guys who will be competing for Fit Tea endorsements, a Bachelor in Paradise invitation, and least of all, Rachel Lindsay’s love—and it’s like holy shit, do all of these guys have seriously deep issues… and like, all the same names?

It's the middle of May and finally the weather has decided to fucking act like it aka reach temperatures above 50 degrees.

On this week's Betch Slapped, we talk about Bachelor Ben and Lauren’s breakup and how much we love the upcoming Bachelorette, Rachel Lindsay.

Dear Betch, After deciding who this question would most appropriately be directed to (Head Pro, you are still a very useful tool), I have decided that this inquiry is best suited for the women of Betches, of whose irreverence I most appreciate.

We talk about the Ponzi scheme that is Fyre Festival, Nicki Minaj paying everyone's college bills, and how we hated two new popular shows on Netflix.

What greater holiday is there than a day that celebrates the strong, beautiful women who raised us?

This week the Betches discuss the Fyre Festival disaster and The Handmaid's Tale.

It's festival season and you're probs still recovering from the gallons few responsible sips of Fireball you drank at Coachella.

The Betches discuss Chris Soules' recent arrest and Bill O’Reilly's $25 million bullsh*t payout.

Happy Holi-blaze, betches!

In this amazing episode we discuss behind the scenes bullsh*t of Coachella, the Girls and Vanderpump Rules finales, and we give advice about receiving unsolicited dick pics and asking for a raise at your internship.

This week on Betch Slapped, The Betches discuss the United flight drama, Kylie's new show and 2017 Coachella fashion with Cosmopolitan Accessories Editor Nicole Fineo.

Is this special TV dominated episode the Betches talk about the Vanderpump Rules reunion, the Big Little Lies finale, this week's episode of Girls, and answer questions about being a virgin in college and asking your company about moving costs.

You may have played a prank on your friends on April Fool's Day on Saturday, but if you missed our Betches Who Brunch Comedy Tour, the only person you played was yourself.

It's no secret that Betches love Anne Hathaway.

Saturday, April 1st is the Betches Who Brunch Comedy Tour—and no, this is not an April Fool's joke.