If you think you can maintain one kind of drunk all night, while still sipping on cranberry vodkas like your life depends on it, then you are delusional. I’m sorry, but it’s time to face facts. And while we all knew that girl who went from loving her life to making out with a toilet in a second, usually the decline has more stages—some better than others. If we could all stay within “The Everything Is Amazing Stage” of drunkenness, we’d all be besties with those betches who called us beautiful in bathrooms, but we can’t. Life doesn’t work that way. *wipes LC mascara tear dramatically* I know a girl who, unfortunately, couldn’t shake “The Sad Stage” on her fucking birthday. Boy, did that sober us up quick af. You gotta know when to hold ’em and when to fold ’em, and by fold ’em I mean take your drunk ass home. Thankfully, we made a video for you detailing your night out, so you don’t have to wonder why you ended up in an ex-frat boy’s apartment (The Slutty Stage), or why you feel dehydrated from crying (The Sad Stage), or why you lost your voice (The Loud AF Stage). Watch here for déjà vu:
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