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None of us ever get the amount of sleep we actually need to function as a contributing member of society, and we most definitely do not get our beauty sleep, ever.

It may seem like the majority of fashion trends that exist are those worth sh*tting on, but actually, there are a handful that don't make you choke on your lunch, and are worth trying out.

The material of the envelope alone is a major indication of the type of wedding you're about to be invited to.

Whether you're engaged, soon-to-be engaged (*cough* Colton, still not a thing), or single af, it's always fun to fantasize about the wedding dress of your dreams.

She can sing, dance, act, and make going on 50 look like going on 30.

Welp, we're already in March, so that basically means spring is any day now.

I love both reading and going to the movies, and this year, there are no shortage of great books being adapted for the big screen.

So, it's now February and it has been...hot?

I have two passions: obsessing over high-end fashion and making fun of said high-end fashion.

Ladies and gents, we're officially just three weeks shy from the most commercialized holiday ever, Valentine's Day.

It's finally Friday.

Going through great lengths to achieve the most perfect eyebrow is nothing new.

It's barely been a week since we've welcomed in the new year.

One of the very few perks about dressing in the winter is the never-ending assortment of sweaters to choose from.

We did it.

With the new year approaching fast on our heels, it's about damn time to start thinking about how you'd like to enter it as a new (and hopefully) better you.

It’s that time of year again!

So, if you haven't already heard, Pantone's Color of the Year for 2019 is Living Coral.

It's the best of times and the worst of times.

Coffee and dry shampoo is literally the only two things I need to get through the day.

You know you’re officially adulting when you get really, really excited about home decor and cool art.

New York City may have only had one real snowfall so far, but it's enough to get me to break out snow boots and dust them off for the freezing winter to come.

The day after Thanksgiving only means one thing: The official countdown to the holiday season is on.

There isn't much that we love more than eating some good-ass food.

It's not exactly groundbreaking for me to say that celebrities are pretty much constantly putting their best face forward. (Don't call Miranda Priestly.) But often times, it seems like they are using super expensive products or a permanent Glamsquad to follow them around and create their effortlessly gorgeous looks.

We are officially in the last month of fall today (seriously, where the hell does the time go?).

We hardly even had a good fall season, and it’s already starting to feel like winter.

Engagement ring trends are a funny thing.

Maybe we talked too much sh*t about fall because it seriously feels like New York skipped it entirely and jumped right into winter.

Everyone has probably heard of face serums by now, but does anyone actually know what they do and what makes them different than a facial lotion or oil?

Well, friends, since Halloween is basically tomorrow in three weeks, we honestly can't deny the fact that hibernation month will soon be upon us.

Fashion trends come and go.

Fall is finally here, which means irresistible-smelling candles will soon cover every surface in your house and Trader Joe's will be your second home while you grab all their seasonal pumpkin products.

So as of today, Halloween is officially 40 days, or a little over a month, away.

In case you don't normally know about these kind of things and go by the PSL debut, Saturday marks the first official day of fall aka the day I can finally talk about my Halloween costume, eat pumpkin flavored foods, and sport my combat boots without being judged.

First things first, I have the world's most sensitive skin.

I can't speak for the rest of the world since I'm basically isolated on an island in New York, but the weather this whole week has been like, complete and utter sh*t.

Even if you’re not a fan of fall, you have to admit that the one perk you can’t resist is the rise of the vampy fall lip.

I have absolutely no shame in saying that I am one of those crazy fall people.

Finally.

Here’s the thing with toners: Either you already incorporate one in your daily beauty routine, or you have tried, only to have it backfire, both on your face and your wallet.

It’s really happening.

It's truly mind-blowing that August ends next week, basically marking the end of summer.

Labor Day plans are underway for many and unfortunately for everyone, this means summer is truly coming to an end.

Maybe it sounds like a foreign word or maybe you have actually heard it before in like, Sephora, but have no idea what it means.

Every now and again, I have these very short-lived epiphanies that I should care about what I eat and make moves to start a healthy diet.

It should come as no surprise that something we apply to our skin every day may be potentially dangerous.

I have good news and bad news.

We all love the ~lewk~ a well-deserved, hard-earned summer glow gives us.

I have to agree with Regina George when I wonder, "What is happening to the world?!?" It's 2018 and people are losing their goddamn minds.