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Ryanne
Probst

Ryanne wants you to know that her name is pronounced “Ryan” and that this is her childhood trauma. Formerly published as “It’s Britney, Betch” she’s the resident recapper for all things ‘Bachelor.' When she’s not talking sh*t, she’s drinking $8 wine and contemplating ways to burn ABC studios down to the ground. Catch her on Instagram (@ryprobst) where she’s either posting pictures of her dog or sliding into the DMs of former reality TV dating stars (you know who you are).

Stuff I Wrote

'Bachelor In Paradise' Needs Help: This Is My Plan For Saving It
The Best ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Closing Time
The Best ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: It's A Lot
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: And We’re… Happy About This?
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Can’t We Just Date?
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Big Fat Dumpster Fire (Part 2!)
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Big Fat Dumpster Fire (Part 1!)
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: How Many Hometowns Are Too Many?
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Hometowns Are On The Horizon
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Who's Walking The Plank?
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Rambo Is That Bitch You Have To Worry About
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Not Well, Bitch!
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Stiff Competition
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: The Titanic Had More Structure Than This Season
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Romance Is Dead And So Is Clayton
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: The One Where All Of America Sharpens Their Knives
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Boom, Roasted
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: No Tears Left To Cry
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Too Old For This Shit
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: It’s Shanae’s World, We’re Just Living In It
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Shrimp Scorned
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Not Here To Make Friends, Just Here To Eat Shrimp
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: This Is What (Villainous) Dreams Are Made Of
The Best ‘Bachelor’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Am I… Actually Entertained?
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: SoulNaytes
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Risking It For The Biscuit
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: I Asked For Family Drama, Not Family Trauma
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Out Of The Mouths Of Babes
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Sponsored By Travel Minnesota™ 
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Sleepovers Are For The Boys
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Let's Get Ready To Rumble
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: I Worry For The Public School Systems
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Class Is In Session
The Best ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: PROMenade Me Into Oncoming Traffic
The Best ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: We Switched To Tuesday Nights For This?
The Best ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Off With Their Heads!
The Best ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: The Torture Continues
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: Meryl Streep Would Like To Be Excluded From This Narrative
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