Valentine’s Day is almost here, which means it’s time to stress about finding a gift that says “I love you” without screaming, “I panic-bought this at CVS on my way home.” Whether you’re shopping for your situationship who still “isn’t ready for labels” (JK, please don’t buy them anything) or your longtime partner who claims they “don’t want anything” (a trap), the pressure is real.
Luckily, I’ve put together the ultimate Valentine’s Day gift list so you don’t have to resort to the same sad box of chocolates and half-dead flowers from the gas station. We’re talking sex toys that’ll actually make your partner’s toes curl, self-care essentials so they can recover from dating you, and bouquets that don’t feel like an afterthought. Whether you’re looking for something spicy, sentimental, or just plain extra, I’ve got you covered.
Oh, and if you’re single? First of all, congrats on dodging the emotional labor of gift-giving. Second, you still deserve a treat. So go ahead and buy yourself something cute — because nothing says self-love like a vibrator and a luxury candle. Now, let’s get to shopping before you end up ordering a heart-shaped pizza again.
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- Unique Bouquets
- Self-Care Gifts For Her
- Get Closer To Your Partner
- Sex Toys For Her
- Sex Toys For Couples
- Get Kinky Together
Unique Bouquets
The only thing better than getting roses, is getting the rose too
The gift that keeps on giving
The most romantic flowers are the ones that never die
Self-Care For Her
The viral Dyson Airwrap dupe comes in trendy Black Cherry for V-Day
Help them end date nights with the perfect nighttime routine
Roses are cool, but rose spray for your skin are what the skincare girlie in your life really wants
Nothing says ‘I love you’ more than wanting their skin to look beautiful
Add a little luxury to their skincare routine
Cozy date nights on the couch call for the perfect lounge set
Encourage their bed rot days with this iPad cushion
Forget a sleep mask, try these heated/massaging smart goggles
Take care of their hair while they sleep
For the times when you don’t feel like massaging their head for them
Help them keep their skincare in tip-top shape
Get Closer To Your Partner
Get to know your partner a little better by asking them
Who knew the best foreplay would come in the form of a card game?
Never ask “so, what do you want to do?” ever again
If cooking is your love language, this one’s for you
Capture your relationship’s sweetest moments
Feel close to each other even when you’re apart
Turn movie nights into a fun challenge
Sex Toys For Her
This pointed-tip vibrator will help her keep the sensations where she wants
They don’t call it the “magic” wand for nothing
It’s shaped like a heart and guaranteed to make her heart skip a beat
Forget vibrations — have you ever tried sonic waves?
Get her a vibrator with curves that match her own
This vibrator will for sure tickle her fancy
For those times when she needs a discreet solo session
Sex Toys For Couples
Everything you need (and more) for a delicious night
Give them full control with this remote-controlled toy
This couples’ vibrator stays in place so that you can keep doing what you do best
The classiest cock ring you could ever hope for
Do you remember that scene in Fifty Shades?
Get Kinky
Act out your own version of Fifty Shades
For when you want to wear nothing but pasties
Everything you need for a sexy, sensual night (or afternoon delight)
Play with sensations with this Wartenberg wheel
If your partner’s really into butt stuff
Everyone loves a good candle… especially one you can use during massages
