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Twitter Literally Had The Night Of Their Lives At The Golden Wedding

By Steph Perlman | January 04, 2024
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To absolutely no one’s surprise, The Golden Wedding was a masterpiece. Yes, we expected the emotions to be high and the sentiments to be sweet but… did you get a good look at the floral arrangements? I paused and zoomed in. Twice. Golden Bachelor Gerry Turner married the *second* love of his life, Theresa Nist, in a televised ceremony on January 4. The online reactions to the Golden Wedding gave us everything we needed: laughs, tears, appropriate jabs at the bridesmaid dresses.

There was a literal red carpet step-and-repeat before the wedding hosted by Golden Bachelor contestant Kathy Swarts and former Bachelorette Charity Lawson. Meghan and Harry wish. Plus other losers from Gerry’s season were there (yikes), the new Bachelor Joey Graziadei, and a bunch of other rando Bachelor Nation members. It was a dream and I’ll be thinking about it for weeks to come.

The best reactions to the Golden Wedding…

Past contestants were there… which was a choice! Wouldn’t catch me at an ex’s wedding, thank you very much.

Also, someone literally proposed at the Golden Wedding…

And Susan disappointed no one as the officiant.

And the vows… byyyyyyyye, no one talk to me.

 

Steph Perlman
Steph Perlman
Steph Perlman is Betches' Entertainment Editor. She's a Kardashian historian, Real Housewives enthusiast, and Pete Davidson apologist.
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