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Golden Bachelor

Answering All Your Questions About The First 'Golden Bachelorette'

By Ilana Frost

"I Just Hope I Don't Vomit on Your Shoes" is my fave poem.

Sorry To Ruin Your Friday, But Gerry Turner And Theresa Nist Are Getting Divorced

By Steph Perlman

Guess they weren't so golden...

Twitter Literally Had The Night Of Their Lives At The Golden Wedding

By Steph Perlman

They got married in front of God and Twitter.

In Case Your Invite Gets Lost In The Mail, Gerry And Theresa's Wedding Is Airing Live

By Steph Perlman

We all won this season.

Gerry and Theresa Are Getting Married In Front of God And Twitter

By Melanie Whyte

Not So Mr. Nice Guy After All

Does Gerry Pick Theresa or Leslie On 'The Golden Bachelor'?

By Laura Rizzo Chagani

Sorry, but it should have been Faith.

Dear ABC, I Will Lose My Shit If April Is Not The First Golden Bachelorette

By Emma Sharpe

Reason #1: She’s horny AF.

Ranking The Golden Bachelor’s Wholesome Moments By How Much I Ugly Cried

By Melanie Whyte

Emotional intelligence has never made me wetter (I’m soaked in tears).

A Betchy Breakdown Of Golden Bachelor Gerry's Gals (AKA My Pickleball Dream Team)

By Eva Morreale

Golden Girls who?