If you dread being asked about your dating status for the millionth time this holiday season, have you considered spending $499/month to find the love of your life? Well, Christmas came early this year because Tinder has heard your prayers! The dating app has launched a $499-per-month subscription tier (roughly $6,000 annually), which is precisely what you wanted. Now you can be lonely AND poor!
Tinder Select, the premium service, comes with tremendous benefits, such as unlocking all the hot people they keep hidden in the back of the dating app store. But the best part is seeing the most desired profiles of other users and then stealing them away, Bond-villain style! That’s right, the new subscription tier allows you to send messages without even matching with someone first. (If LinkedIn could be so cool, I might have a better job. KIDDING!)
As a dedicated journalist, I asked my most single friend if he plans on using this service, to which he replied, “People have to stop sending this to me.” Fair! So, since I’ve exhausted my sources, I turned to Twitter/X/whatever to get a taste of the public opinion — and they did not disappoint.
i’m sorry but PAYING for tinder at all is actually so insane
— jimmy (@jimmyoutsold) December 19, 2023
It’s so cool and awesome when companies weaponize the feeling of loneliness!!!! This is good for the world!!!!!!!
— CircleToonsHD (@CircleToonsHD) December 18, 2023
if you’re struggling to land dates on Tinder, I PROMISE you the $500/month plan is not the solution
— Joel (@TheRealJSteezy) December 18, 2023
Tinder launched $499/month plan
pic.twitter.com/D3LIaCMKx1— RUDRA☀️🔱❤️ (@invincibl39) December 19, 2023
you need to reevaluate your entire life if you are paying $499 a month for tinder https://t.co/pdstaEpUta
— charles entertainment cheese (@jmurffff) December 19, 2023
Tinder users paying $500 and ending up with 0 motion pic.twitter.com/ckyrZtI4Z7
— ً (@_Xins) December 19, 2023
If you’re spending 6000 a year on Tinder, you’re not down bad, you’re down horrendous. Quit while you’re ahead. https://t.co/X623vVD3Hx pic.twitter.com/TwXpdpnDHJ
— Fried Melon (@Fried_Melons) December 19, 2023
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Tinder Super Duper Premium $6,000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying https://t.co/NxwRqYZGXB— Grumm (of TV and Internet fame) (@IAmGrumm) December 20, 2023
