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Tinder Is Giving Away Hot People For Only $499 A Month

If you dread being asked about your dating status for the millionth time this holiday season, have you considered spending $499/month to find the love of your life? Well, Christmas came early this year because Tinder has heard your prayers! The dating app has launched a $499-per-month subscription tier (roughly $6,000 annually), which is precisely what you wanted. Now you can be lonely AND poor!

Tinder Select, the premium service, comes with tremendous benefits, such as unlocking all the hot people they keep hidden in the back of the dating app store. But the best part is seeing the most desired profiles of other users and then stealing them away, Bond-villain style! That’s right, the new subscription tier allows you to send messages without even matching with someone first. (If LinkedIn could be so cool, I might have a better job. KIDDING!) 

As a dedicated journalist, I asked my most single friend if he plans on using this service, to which he replied, “People have to stop sending this to me.” Fair! So, since I’ve exhausted my sources, I turned to Twitter/X/whatever to get a taste of the public opinion — and they did not disappoint. 

Melanie Whyte
Melanie Whyte
Melanie Whyte (she/her) leads the lifestyle and relationship verticals at Betches. As an amateur New Yorker and professional bisexual, she enjoys writing about the bane of sex and relationships in the city. She is also perpetually in her messy house era despite spending all of her money on Instagram ads.