My Unhinged Google Search History Of 2023 In Review

We’re reaching the end of 2023, and while I haven’t gotten started on my New Year’s resolutions, I have spent the entire year distracted by the world falling into pieces around me. I started this year thinking UFOs were a hoax, Justin and Sophie Trudeau were couple goals, and the Roman Empire belonged in snooze-filled history classes. Oh, how wrong I was!!!

This year has been an upheaval for both normies and celebrities (and me stalking them through TikTok). I am still trying to come to terms with everything that happened this year, so let’s stroll through my unhinged Google year in search history to try and shed light on past events. Good luck, betch! xoxo 


Hailey Bieber and Selena Gomez

  • Joe Jonas height
  • Is Harry Styles bald?
  • Does Justin Timberlake have a small….?
  • Hailey Bieber Selena Gomez eyebrowgate
  • Who is a worm with a mustache?
  • Pedro Pascal eating toast
  • Who got married in Italy?
  • Which clients does scooter braun still have?
  • rachel or raquel 


 Gwyneth Paltrow in court.

  • Can I adopt an orca?
  • Tickets fyre festival 2
  • How to get rid of bed bugs 
  • Tickets for Gwyneth musical
  • Are aliens real?
  • How to become speaker of house


Robert Pattinson and Jacob from "Twilight"

  • Will Jacob imprint on Robert Pattinson’s baby?
  • Does Ariana Grande watch a lot of SpongeBob?
  • Is Willy Wonka dating Kylie Jenner?
  • Why is everyone breaking up????
  • What did Sophie say on the ring camera?
  • Pete Davidson girlfriend
  • Who is Peregrine Pearson?

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour - Sao Paulo, Brazil

  • What makeup does Taylor wear for concerts?
  • Black market tickets for eras tour
  • How do I find the taylor swift vault help!!!!
  • Application taylor swift reporter job
  • How many flights does Taylor Swift take?
  • Request refund eras tour movie


Sound Town is a new feature for Spotify Wrapped 2023

  • dance angela bassett did the thing
  • Who sings the corn song?
  • Can a 27-year-old listen to Olivia Rodrigo?
  • Lyrics i’m just ken
  • Who is the model in “one of your girls” music video


Taylor Swift in a red peacoat cheering with friends at a football game.

  • who is taylor swift’s boyfriend travis kelce?
  • How old is Coco Gauff?
  • Is Ashlyn Harris a Brooke Davis stan?



  • Prince Harry cream recommendation
  • Pre-order the woman in me britney spears
  • Smutty fantasy book recommendations
  • Are jada and will divorced?

TV Shows

Gossip Girl Thanksgiving Scene

  • How can I report “the idol” for being terrible?
  • Best quotes “succession”
  • How to become a chef like the bear
  • How to get adopted by the golden bachelor
  • How big is the canadian wilderness?
  • Gossip girl thanksgiving scene
  • Taylor makeup from love is blind
  • Why che diaz 



  • Is M3GAN real?
  • Tickets for barbenheimer
  • Am I kenough?
  • Coriolanus Snow hot 
  • Coriolanus Snow shirtless
  • Is the little mermaid a real story?
  • How is there another mean girls movie already?


gladiator movie

  • How can I learn girl maths?
  • Why do men think about the Roman Empire so much?
  • What is delulu???
  • Do I have rizz??
  • How to make a wes anderson tiktok
  • Hailey bieber strawberry makeup
  • Who is tube girl?
  • Girl dinner recipes

Near me

Kenenough sweater on Ryan Gosling

  • Clinique pink honey
  • Where can I buy a Kenough jumper?
  • Pickle sweatshirt
  • Last minute boo basket 
  • Tickets chiefs game
  • Discount voucher for nobu
Fleurine Tideman
Fleurine Tideman
Fleurine Tideman, a European-based copywriter. She’s interesting (cause she’s from Europe), speaks multiple languages (again, she's from Europe), and is mentally unhinged (despite socialized healthcare). You can find her European musings on Twitter @ByFleurine and her blog, Symptoms of Living, both of which are written to the sounds of unhinged Taylor Swift playlists.