Being a ~modern mom~ means you’re basically the family cruise director, chef, maid, personal assistant, and party planning committee. And while summer break means more time with the kids (yay?) and less time with your sanity, it also brings one of the most exhausting holidays: Father’s Day. I know, I know, Daddy DILF deserves his moment, but you’ve been busy keeping your entire family’s shit together, and now the big day is mere moments away, and you’ve got nothing to show for it. Enter: Last-minute Father’s Day gifts that don’t suck.
That’s the thing. Last-minute gifts are typically awful. And tbh, when I asked a bunch of dads what they wanted for this special occasion, no one said, “I want another shitty tie.” Instead, I got a lot of really unhelpful responses like: “a blowjob” or “to be left alone.” Cute, right?
But since both of those involve more work on your part, let’s stick to the tangible items, shall we? Whether your baby daddy plans to spend the day at the driving range, on the grill, or simply lounging on the couch, there’s something for him that’ll seem luxurious and heartfelt (with the added bennie of fast shipping). From gourmet cooking tools to chic accessories and smart gizmos, we’ve found the best last-minute Father’s Day gifts that seem anything but last-minute. Add any (or all!) to your cart to show your appreciation — no fellatio required.
The Best Last-Minute Father’s Day Gifts of 2024
For the dad who deserves a massage (but has a partner who likes the idea of a massage gun at home🥰).
I don’t understand why guys need a whole grill kit, but when dad after dad told me they’ve drooled over this exact knife set, I’ve decided to just believe them.
Turns out they also need different shit for cooking whilst camping. Who knew?!
Keep him cool when he does all the outdoorsy stuff you hate. Like the previously mentioned camping.
Cut back on store-bought soda while elevating his home cocktail-mixing game? Yes, pls.
Or opt for a mixing set that looks farrrr more expensive than it actually is.
For the father who complains about taking pictures but immediately gets choked up looking at them.
Time to take his footwear from washed-up frat bro to stylish zaddy. He’ll thank you later!!!
…Or at least get him a pair of everyone’s fave slippers so he can do the old man shuffle around the house.
Perfect for staying caffeinated without a trip to the breakroom, this desk-worthy mini Keurig will help him avoid small talk at the office.
Got a sauce daddy? My husband swears this is the best, most unique condiment ever and literally begged me to include it in this list.🤷♀️
I was simply told “meats” were a dream Father’s Day gift, which, like…???? Luckily, you can order high-end steaks online, which is apparently The Best Present Ever. Whatever.
Don’t forget to include a smart meat thermometer in your gift so he doesn’t ruin that $100+ of fancy steak (and finally learns to *actually* cook chicken properly)!
His taste in music might be… not the best… but a quality portable speaker will at least make his playlists a little more bearable.
Help him remember what life was like before kids with a mug that’ll always keep his coffee hot.
Elevate his shaving experience with this stylish brush set that makes staying stubble-free feel luxurious AF.
These golf sunglasses are basically the little blue box for dudes who prefer spending the day on the green instead of, like, with their families. Bless.
